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by meltedface
Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:24 pm
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: The Movies, Music, and Games thread
Replies: 1596
Views: 616280

That last one was for you devilstar...complete with LOTS of pictures so you could understand...
by meltedface
Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: The Movies, Music, and Games thread
Replies: 1596
Views: 616280

Eat Shit. :chew: Get dyptheria. :( Become deathly ill. :zombie: Recover, but not without brain damage. D; Get hit in the spine with a crowbar. :dochill: Lose feeling in your already small cock. :sperm: suffer masive burns in an accident involving a circus midget. :flamethrower: get aids, ass cancer...
by meltedface
Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:07 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Aptyp's Avatar
Replies: 42
Views: 14673

Devil_Starr666 wrote:Actually I like ApTyp's av. it makes me rather horny. :hahano:


:no:


...just... :no:
by meltedface
Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:05 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Obesity reaches Mexico.
Replies: 17
Views: 8306

Thigh, definitely. his stomach probably completely eclipses his cock, scrotum and all....
by meltedface
Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:58 am
Forum: In The News
Topic: Another Scifi Smallscreen Disaster
Replies: 68
Views: 41643

You want something good, and nicely fucked-up? Give Nip/Tuck a shot. I've seen sit on there that's even surprised me. nothing like Anal rape to open the season, huh?
by meltedface
Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:20 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: GIRLS
Replies: 103
Views: 28057

meltedface wrote: Dickrot is a bad, bad, bad thing...

actually, I half take that back. Dickrot is a bad, bad thing to happen to you, but funny as hell when someone else gets it.
by meltedface
Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:17 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: GIRLS
Replies: 103
Views: 28057

You won't win if you don't play, but you won't lose either but if you have nothing to lose anyway who gives a buttfuck, just sort of do it and learn. I have to both agree and disagree on that one. Definitely agree on the don't win if you don't play, but I disagree on having nothing to lose when it ...
by meltedface
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:35 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: The Books thread.
Replies: 1581
Views: 577074

Koushun Takami's Battle Royale FTW.

mmm...Government sanctioned Lord of the Flies....
by meltedface
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:25 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Aptyp's Avatar
Replies: 42
Views: 14673

Meh....I've seen worse. Goatse ain't got shit on the horrors I've beheld...
by meltedface
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:22 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: How Uwe Boll still lives
Replies: 36
Views: 20462

More bad news on the Bowl front. His name's been attached to the "metal Gear" franchise....

http://www.gucomics.com/archives/view.p ... e=20060113
by meltedface
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:19 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: The Drugs, Alcohol, and Tobacco thread
Replies: 1280
Views: 638445

Bah no such thing as moderation. Anyway im old enough anyway. but i got some booze for tonight so im happy. Call me a drunk call me what you will but its a good fellin. I blame it on my mom.
Funny. We usually blame it on your mom, too....
by meltedface
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:46 am
Forum: Sex, Jet and Rock 'n' Roll
Topic: GIRLS
Replies: 103
Views: 28057

You really shouldn't need to validate your existence on your expeience between the sheets. I know the old adage; "Sex is like air. It's only important if you're not getting any." Admittedly, it is healthier, provided you're smart about it, than spending all of your time in front of the com...