Fallout Enforcer trailer at IGN

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Fallout Enforcer trailer at IGN

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And it's even worse than I thought! Here's that <A href="http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage ... r">link</a> to the trailer. Now the fun part, the panning:
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<br>Get this.. The awful voice acting starts with, <i>I was born just after the bombs fell...</i> which would make you <b>over 80 years old</b> since this game takes place after <a href="http://www.interplay.com/fallout">Fallout</a> and that game takes place 80 years after the Great War. Way to research, <b>TEAM CHUCK</b>! Good job!
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<br>Oh yeah, there's a nice long part about how the <i>Brotherhood of Steel</i> is the only law in the wasteland, which I thought was pretty funny considering they stayed holed up in that bunker for the most part.
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<br>And now, the pictures!
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<br><div align="center"><img src="/fobos/animepipboy.jpg" height="240" width="320"></div>
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<br>Pipboy has never been so <i>anime</i>!
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<br><div align="center"><img src="/fobos/babes.jpg" height="240" width="320"></div>
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<br>Blue panties, the standard uniform for all babes in the <i>Brotherhood</i>.
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<br><div align="center"><img src="/fobos/babes2.jpg" height="240" width="320"></div>
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<br>More babes! It's the Babes of Steel, I guess!
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<br><div align="center"><img src="/fobos/babes3.jpg" height="240" width="320"></div>
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<br>Who could forget the leather dominatrix porn aspect of this game?
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<br><div align="center"><img src="/fobos/hooker.jpg" height="240" width="320"></div>
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<br>Oddly enough, hookers in the game wear more than the BOS babes.
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<br><div align="center"><img src="/fobos/logo.jpg" height="240" width="320"></div>
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<br>Remember the bastardized logo? It's all over this trailer!
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<br><div align="center"><img src="/fobos/thong_girl.jpg" height="240" width="320"> <img src="/fobos/thong_girl2.jpg" height="240" width="320"></div>
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<br>In game footage of.. <i>THONGS</i>!
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<br>Oh yeah, and the music in it was absurdly awful. So, if you're looking to torture yourself, you can <A href="http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage ... ler">check out that trailer</a>.
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<br>Thanks for the heads up, <b>Mr. Nesser</b>!
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Oh my GOD! If I didn't see pipboy and a logo at the end, I WOULD NEVER GUESS this is from Fallout game. What the fuck, I never knew Brotherhood recruits whores. Ha, if you follow Enforcer's logic, no wonder BOS lost most of it's power in Fallout 2. And music, yeah.. It feels like 1950s so much... just amazing. Next trailer there will be Snoop Dog rapping aboug gangsta life on streets.
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Thanks! Now I'm 1200% convinced that this game is nothing but utter shit! W000T
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OH MY FUCKING GOD NO!
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Okay...I just watched this, and I'm left with an even worse impression than from the movie I watched on GameSpot. The music is awful, what the hell is with all the women in skimpy thongs? Usually that doesn't bother me, but it just doesn't make any kind of sense. Of course, sex sells....which would account for the slut factor in that trailer.

Atrocious is one of the many words that spring to mind when watching that trailer....:/
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Retro 50's feeling!

Seriously this trailer is amazing. Voice acting (she kicks old narrator's butt!) sounds like from some cheap porno and everything else adds to that feeling. The only thing that's missing is smiling Chucky in the end. Actually not one thing is right in this short movie, you can bet your thongs the whole game will be even worse.
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lol they are going for the britney spears fans with that bird.
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Haha agree, she looks like Britney.. Oh, maybe soccer moms will let their children play this game.
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Post by Saint_Proverbius »

You know the funny part is all the previews talking about how great the graphics are for this game. I swear the texture size for this is 64x64 for the ground textures.. Just look at them, they're ugly as sin.

This trailer is so bad, I don't think I could have made one better to trash this game. With marketting like that...
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Damn.. this is worth less than dogshit. And ugly too. I cant believe I ever doubted people when they said this game would suck. My humble apoligies.

This is such a sad thing... well.. the only hope I have for the future is that a possible (all the 1-100000 odds for it to happen) Fallout 3 will be made by someone capable.
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Only the gamespot ones said it has good praphics?
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I can't stop laughing. There's tears literally pouring from my eyes.
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Let's pray this parasite doenst spread to PC.
Sometimes an atomic weapon is just an atomic weapon, ja?
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Notice how she says she was born right after the bombs fell? Unless she's eighty, that means that FoBoS is set before Fo1, which makes even less sense.
One day...
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If the original developers were dead, they’d be rolling over in their graves.
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bloodbathmaster2 wrote:Notice how she says she was born right after the bombs fell? Unless she's eighty, that means that FoBoS is set before Fo1, which makes even less sense.
LOL that was the first thing Saint wrote... so yeah, we noticed.
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"this is my playground, these are my toys". She doesnt seem to take the cause of the brotherhood very seriously.
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The first time the BOS left the bunker en masse was during fo1, before that the only sizeable excursion was pre BOS formation splinter group that went to the glow.
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Post by Raymondo »

Zbyram wrote:
bloodbathmaster2 wrote:Notice how she says she was born right after the bombs fell? Unless she's eighty, that means that FoBoS is set before Fo1, which makes even less sense.
LOL that was the first thing Saint wrote... so yeah, we noticed.
Anyone know what year (FO Years) this game starts on?
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Post by Mr Carrot »

that girls no older then 20 so about 20 years after the bombs fell, which means in Fallout alternate universe physics the world would be in the middle of the super radiation nuklear winter cloud thingy that killed everything.
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