Throw Those Spoons Away...

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:05 pm

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<html><body>Because I got something else you can gag with. A couple new FOBOS trailers and a pile of other junk are out there for everybody to mock. The first is a gameplay trailer reminiscent of Tomb Raider, the other…don’t watch the second one if you know what’s good for you.If you’re daring, the trailers are available at <A HREF=http://www.worthplaying.com/article.php ... ad&order=0 target=_blank>Worthplaying</A>. But remember you were warned. Thanks to SigmaHex for the tip.</body></html>

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:08 pm

I watched these things for real. The first shows some dude flipping around like an idiot between dogs or something. The other is targeting fans of Pamela Anderson's Barbed Wire movie. It even ends with the line "better than sex!" and some shit like that with a constant view of thongs and tits.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:09 pm

Jesus H. Christ...

This is a hypothetical question, but why the hell does Interplay keep shoveling out this crap? Are they so blinded by their "OMG PANDR 2 HORNEY TEENAYJ BOIZ" ideology that they don't realize that this kind of shit makes it incredibly hard for anyone, even their target audience, to take FO:BOS seriously?

Sovz · Post by **Sovz** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:32 pm

LMAO, "THIS IS BETTER THE SEX"

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:34 pm

Sovz wrote:LMAO, "THIS IS BETTER THE SEX"

Stereotypical horny adoloscent male: "OMGF TAHT MAEKS IT GUD, WAIT, I DUNO WUT SEX FEELZ LIEK. LOL"

taltiren · Post by **taltiren** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:54 pm

You know, I almost downloaded them just for the laugh factor, but I decided it wasn't even worth the extra clicks to get to the download page

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:36 pm

After seeing those two trailers I'm determined the United States needs stricter immigration laws, perhaps a mandatory test for mental retardation for every Mexican crossing the boarder could have prevented this travesty from ever coming about.

Grimnar · Post by **Grimnar** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:37 pm

Im gonna download these and pump up my hatred for it, so that when it is released i will be forced to set every copy in Sweden on fire.

Do your part. Contribute

When done we can all meet up at Chucky C's place and force him to have gaysex with his devoted fanbase ( hopefully at least one then )

Human Shield · Post by **Human Shield** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:54 pm

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

My God.

Actually from the trailer.

Southern-Accent Prositute: "People know how to party, weee!!"
Violent Ghoul: "People say I'm too violent"
Agility Girl: "A Girl's got to survive"
Black Dude: "I'm gonna **** you up mother****er!"
Bondage thong girl: "You're my bitch"

"Better then sex"? You know what is better then sex? Watching on the sweet, sweet day that Interplay goes down in flames.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:20 pm

Shit. Shame, shame. Horny teenage boys -> go out and, you know, actually get laid instead of playing this tripe.

N · Post by N » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:36 pm

I can't fucking believe that goddamn shit.

What in the *FUCK*?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Why don't they just call it Fucking Huge Tits and Cliche Stereotypes: Gauntlet Edition.

Eat a dick Interplay, you hear me? Fuck you, I want to fuckin cut off your your fucking ears and stir your brains with my fucking cock.

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:47 pm

Ha! Nice try. I'm not throwing away my rusty(tm) eye-gouging spoon! I'm gonna use it! To gouge out my eyes! And then... maybe... I'll just supress the memory and... *sob* ...mommy, make it go away. Make the Chucky bad man go away!!!!!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:44 pm

Slave_Master wrote:
Sovz wrote:LMAO, "THIS IS BETTER THE SEX" :lol:
Stereotypical horny adoloscent male: "OMGF TAHT MAEKS IT GUD, WAIT, I DUNO WUT SEX FEELZ LIEK. LOL"

Maybe it's all a government plot to lower the US population by making people think that sex is bad and dissapointing?

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:48 pm

Maybe it just sucks balls.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:57 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:
Slave_Master wrote:
Sovz wrote:LMAO, "THIS IS BETTER THE SEX"
Stereotypical horny adoloscent male: "OMGF TAHT MAEKS IT GUD, WAIT, I DUNO WUT SEX FEELZ LIEK. LOL"
Maybe it's all a government plot to lower the US population by making people think that sex is bad and dissapointing?

That would make a great tagline for FOBOS (In addition to making it sell more than fifty copies). Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel -- The perfect gift for people you hate!

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:20 am

I think that's a typo in the script. It shouldn't be, "This is better than sex." It should have read, "This is almost as bad as corpse rape."

PS. WHERE THE HELL DO YOU FIND BRIGHT RED PANTIES IN THE WASTELAND?

Anyone check out the gameplay movie?

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:37 am

I'm downloading them as attempted suicide.
Maybe I won't have to write a 7 page paper tonight?
If you never see me again, you'll know JUST how bad this game is.

Edit : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT MAIMS BUT IT DOESN'T KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllll.........
I think that this adequately describes the game :
OMFGWTMFHACLASGTMFHARDOMGSHFSGD!
Oh My Fucking God What The Mother Fucking Hell Ass Cunt Licking Ass Slut Go To Mother Fucking Hell And Royally Die Oh My God Stupid Hoary Fucking Slut God DAMN!!!!!111one

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:11 am

SuperH wrote: I think that this adequately describes the game :
OMFGWTMFHACLASGTMFHARDOMGSHFSGD!
Oh My Fucking God What The Mother Fucking Hell Ass Cunt Licking Ass Slut Go To Mother Fucking Hell And Royally Die Oh My God Stupid Hoary Fucking Slut God DAMN!!!!!111one

The saddest part......I understood almost all of that without the explanation.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:06 am

Proverbius wrote:It should have read, "This is almost as bad as corpse rape."

Compared to Interplay's recent offerings corpse rape is far more interactive.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:19 am

multiplayer too!