The end has arrived

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:22 pm

Slave_Master wrote:3. The BOS are shocked that TBHD survived, so they decide he'd be useful enough to join. They give him the combat armor, and a somewhat decent gun, and then he has to go fight mutants and whatnot.

No!
They give him burning fists and a hammer which slides thru people like we can see in the super trailers. And they don't give him combat armor but power ranger armor!

And he fights aliens with purple tentacles

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:24 pm

Slave_Master wrote:I came up with a much better plot for FOBOS, and one that kind of fits the setting.

How about:
BOS officer: "Sup? You wanna join BOS? Well, go kill just about everyone and rape some whores while you're at it!"
Black guy: "Time to kill some punk a** motherf***ers yo!! Westside for life nigga!"

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:25 pm

Well, if you took out all the dominatrices, big-titted skinny bitches, fundamentalist suicide bomber ghouls with psychic powers, power ranger armor, and bullshit weapons, and added my semi-coherent plot, it would be a respectable game.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:44 pm

[A thin woman with DD cup breasts, wearing a tight bra and thong, approach two Brotha'hood of Steel guards, one a black male and the other a male ghoul]

Woman [with southern accent]: "Hey sugah, I heard y'all be hiring for the Brotha'hood of Steel?"

Black BOS: "Dat's right [bites on his Watermelon]. What's makes you think a bitch like you's gonna get in?"

Ghoul BOS: "Hehe yeah, hehe. What makes you, hehe, think you'll get in, hehe? Let's see some, hehe, titties, hehe, hehe"

Woman: [Removes her top and jumps up and down] "How about now sugah?"

Black BOS: "Dang bitch, get yo' ass in there, you be in. Let's go out and kill some muthafuckin mutants yo! After 'dat, I'm gonna make both y'all be my bitch!"

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:49 pm

Mucho disgusting yo. It seems Interplay is full of itself.

hvkasteren · Post by **hvkasteren** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:10 pm

And the dead stirred in their graves

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Grey_Ghost · Post by **Grey_Ghost** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:22 pm

I hope this is the last nail in the Coffin of Interplay, but I am bitter. I don't know if I ever want to see a FO3 made having anything to do with Interplay. It's time for new blood in the POST-APOC RPG genre. Fallout had it's heyday, now it's time for someone else to wave the flag. It's sad games like Tactics/Enforcer will probably keep coming out to tarnish the good name of this gaming univerise.

Grey_Ghost

Human Shield · Post by **Human Shield** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:32 pm

Do not compromise with this trash. Find accurate reviews and spread the word. Interplay must die, they can not be trusted with the copyright.

Zetura Dracos · Post by **Zetura Dracos** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:50 pm

Hide the children, boycot the stores. And for chrissake tell someone in the Bush administration Sadam is hiding out with Chucky and I-Play.

And when did I earn the title of s3x g0d if yoiu dont mind my asking?

Wait, never mind. it changed again.

Edit: Needless multipost removed. You get the s3x g0d title at 69 posts because Killzig is sassy. -Spazmo

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:07 pm

woohoo 3 posts in a row

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:21 am

Everyone should make sure that no one they know buys this game. IT MUST FAIL. I have a wierd feeling that it's going to do pretty well.

Red · Post by **Red** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:32 am

I'm just glad I got a GameCube... Not having a port to that platform makes my buy quite worth it!

Sankis · Post by **Sankis** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:34 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Everyone should make sure that no one they know buys this game. IT MUST FAIL. I have a wierd feeling that it's going to do pretty well.

Yeah, I have the same feeling.

Seems like a game a few people I know would buy, and probably will even though they've never heard of fallout let alone used a PC for more then AOL. That was a long sentence.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:50 am

Red wrote:I'm just glad I got a GameCube... Not having a port to that platform makes my buy quite worth it!

The GC is only a $100 bucks, it's freakin crazy. Took the last generation of consoles like 4 years to get to that price. Its such a steal though, has alot of quality games, and now the same price as the gameboy. Nintendo must not be doing well with the GC.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 9:05 am

Phew, I got real scared for a second.
I thought going gold resembled something like the record industry.
Sell so many CDs and you go gold.

Thanks for clearing all that up.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:55 pm

We should all buy it, and then sue Interplay for racism, sexism, and for selling us shit.

Briareus · Post by **Briareus** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:15 pm

You guys sure can wax on and on about a game you're not going to buy.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:40 pm

Hey, the sales of this game might determine your job Briareus, shouldn't you be sweating or something?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:04 pm

Maybe FOBOS will be such a success it will have sequels and sequels and sequels and clones (even tho it is a clone) and all future games will be like FOBOS and Chucky will be GOD OF GAMING.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:33 pm

Briareus wrote:You guys sure can wax on and on about a game you're not going to buy.

what else would we complain about?