Saddam hussein captured

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:06 pm

an old dishevelled man with a long grey beard was captured in a cellar in tikrit, us military offcials to give live conferance around now.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:30 pm

U.S. officials confirm that it is saddam right about five minutes ago. they called it Operation Red Dawn and the initial target points were Wolverine 1 and 2.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:53 pm

I'm glad they caught him, I just wish the media wouldn't repeat itself over and over again in lieu of any actual new content. In any case, USA! USA! HURHURHUR

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:57 pm

OLD!!

EvoG · Post by **EvoG** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:59 pm

Wow, here I am playing Deus Ex 2 all fucking night getting no work done, and people are like capturing dictators and shit.

Kick ass.

Cheers

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:01 pm

OLD!!

HAHAHA, now that's just funny.

But seriously folks, Saddam Hussein doesn't exist. He's a fabrication of the media created to sell Gillette Mach 3s.

<img src=http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ ... lon807.jpg> + <img src=http://www.slovnaft.sk/images/gillete_ziletky.gif> = <img src=http://www.divorcewizards.com/images/money.jpg>

EvoG · Post by **EvoG** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:23 pm

Yeah, much better than the toothpaste.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:42 pm

Now they just gota strap him down to old sparky, flick the switch and thats the end of that :badgrin:

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Dec 14, 2003 4:42 pm

The Gaijin wrote:I'm glad they caught him, I just wish the media wouldn't repeat itself over and over again in lieu of any actual new content. In any case, USA! USA! HURHURHUR

what are they going to do with him?
try him and put him to death?
big deal.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:14 pm

nice beard motif he has going on there.

LOL WEHRE IS HIS FEZ?

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:14 pm

That can't be him, beards don't grow that fast. He must have stopped shaving long before the us attacked iraq the first time. Or he's really the wolf man. Those army guys had better watch out :-!

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:21 pm

Fuck, I just woke up and see it all over the place and my response is "HOLY SHIT!". And he looks just like a guy I knew in High School.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:25 pm

People had long grey beards in high school?

I bet he escapes.

Jawz II · Post by **Jawz II** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:44 pm

see? i told u,dont be too surprised if they pull saddam or/and bin laden out of their hat 2 days before the elections and go "presto!"

dont belive me? do a search
i told sum nitiwt here a while back it was gonna happen

although i tot wed see dead bodies(fresh out of a freezer sumwhere)

the dubya adminstration didnt spend all this propaganda money to built up these 2 into monsters fer nothing

its payday

jerman999 · Post by **jerman999** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:47 pm

CNN wrote:U.S. forces found weapons and about $750,000 in U.S. $100 bills with the former dictator, Sanchez said, along with two AK-47s, a pistol and a white and orange taxi.

I guess Saddam was making a pretty good living as a cabbie.

Jack_Deth · Post by **Jack_Deth** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:03 pm

Neon Dingo wrote:
OLD!!
HAHAHA, now that's just funny.

But seriously folks, Saddam Hussein doesn't exist. He's a fabrication of the media created to sell Gillette Mach 3s.

<img src=http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ ... lon807.jpg> + <img src=http://www.slovnaft.sk/images/gillete_ziletky.gif> = <img src=http://www.divorcewizards.com/images/money.jpg>

nice one

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:25 pm

Megatron wrote:People had long grey beards in high school?

I bet he escapes.

No, but a teacher did.

Anyway, people better start calling him Santa Hussein.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:36 pm

Jawz II wrote:see? i told u,dont be too surprised if they pull saddam or/and bin laden out of their hat 2 days before the elections and go "presto!"

dont belive me? do a search
i told sum nitiwt here a while back it was gonna happen

although i tot wed see dead bodies(fresh out of a freezer sumwhere)

the dubya adminstration didnt spend all this propaganda money to built up these 2 into monsters fer nothing

its payday

Jesus Christ kid learn to spell.

And secondly, what elections are you talking about? You do know that in the United States election day is on November 9th?

"i told sum nitiwt here a while bak it wuz gonna happen"

Look at you, you're a prophet!

Now the CIA can re-focus all their efforts exploiting you South Americans Jawz

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:14 pm

Ha, and yeah, I had toothpaste earlier instead of a razor because it was from an episode from Aqua Teen Hunger Force but then I realized it made absolutely no sense so I changed it to a razor instead because of his massive tentacle beard of doom.

I wonder if the troops that found him get to split the 25 million reward or whatever? If they don't, well, that blows.

They're probably going to try Saddam in a military tribunal, find him guilty pretty quickly, and then they'll throw him in a giant blender that they use to convert human slurry into crude oil along with the other Iraqis we've killed.

What? Did you just think the oil came from the ground or something?

Rev · Post by **Rev** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:24 pm

its about time we got that old dirty bastard.