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Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:51 pm

[Game -> Update]

It seems the press kits for Fallout Enforcer are being sent out <A href="http://www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/vi ... =7655">per this forum post</a> on <a href="http://www.quartertothree.com/">Quarter to Three</a>. Here's their lovely gimmick for the game:
 
 <blockquote>Umm, when I opened the package and unlocked the metal canister, at the bottom of the canister was two condoms. WTF! And one of them was glow in the dark! As I was throwing out the press-sheet and the video, I noticed that the press sheet said that the video is a 'sex education video about post-armagedon intimacy'.
 
 ...
 
 
 I take a look at the video's sticker, and it indeed was. So when I'm about to throw the video in the garbage can, I see something sticking out of the window of the cassete case. What was it?
 
 Another fucking condom. :
 
 On top of that, there were four latex gloves inside the package, too. :
 
 I'm so not sleeping at night, with the fear of some Interplay rep breaking into my room and raping me if I don't give Fallout a decent score.
 
 I feel so dirty.</blockquote>
 
 Well, I'm inspired.
 
 Spotted this in a <A href="http://www.rpgcodex.com/phpBB/viewtopic ... 25">thread post</a> by Sabotai over at <A href="http://www.rpgcodex.com">RPG Codex</a>

Rydiak · Post by **Rydiak** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:32 pm

DIE ALREADY INERTPLAY! Jesus, talk about going out with a gangbang...

Kreegle · Post by **Kreegle** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:39 pm

Yes, it's obvious that Interplay truly have nailed down the real essence of what made Fallout a classic.

....

By that, I mean the last nail in the coffin, of course.

Silly Billies!

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:42 pm

I wonder on how the video was like :o

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:53 pm

I think they're taking this whole "rape the Fallout liscence" thing a little too literally.

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:27 am

Yea, I think Interplay really screwed themselves, there.

sex puns>all

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:47 am

Any pics?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:41 am

Well that's quite lame. Exactly what the hell is Interplay going for?

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:21 am

Well that makes sense of things now. They let go of Black Isle Studios to pay for all those cool rubbers. Did they ever stop to realize that most video game reviewers are freaking geeks with Mario Bros. plush dolls all over their rooms, and they probably have never had sex once, let alone getting the opportunity to use so many condoms?

I wonder if they'll include condoms with the actual game, with the manual stating "FuCk UrR nEiGhb0rS DauGHteR! HUR HUR HUR"

Sankis · Post by **Sankis** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:42 am

They shouldn't have done that. Now someone might end up using the condoms and find out that FOBOS is infact worse then sex.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:56 am

Don't you get it? It's our legacy. We call them fuckers for fucking up the thing we don't want to see fucked up, and they fuck up the thing we dont want to see fucked up.

No kudos for you I-Play.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:12 pm

Perhaps they should of saved on the rubbers and sent out blow-up dolls instead

Zetura Dracos · Post by **Zetura Dracos** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:03 pm

Hmm.

Yeah.

So when's STALKER coming out again?

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 1:34 pm

May 2004 if all goes well, but then again... Did anything go well lately.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:30 pm

OMG? I can get CONDOMS with a GAME?????
OMFG! NOW I don't have to go through the embarressment of buying one in a store!!
I'll just say I thought it was a game!

mmmmmmmm latex gloves....

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:36 pm

Wow, that's just bad.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:39 pm

Mad Max RW wrote:Any pics?

I'm checking some reviewers to see if they will provide some.

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:48 pm

It will inspire the kids that can't get any. This way, after the apocalypse, everyone gets to have sex!

N · Post by N » Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:56 pm

Of course, the joke is all on the folks who GOT the press kits, since the condoms all came "pre-used".

*splurk*

;-D

Seve9 · Post by **Seve9** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:25 pm

Latex gloves? Condoms? Hmmm... yea that's as post apocalyptic as an elf wizard. Can't we use the Patriot Act to get rid of Caen; he is French?