More room mate hell

happy11 · Post by **happy11** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:04 pm

I dunno I had a really crappy ex roommate last year. He was bad here is the list

-Smelt he did not shower for a month at one point, people could smell him from across entire hallways.

-He was fat, i mean FAT and loved to walk around in his boxers (he had hairy bitch tits it hurt me inside)

-he loves wrestling, that is stupid and painful once again

-he would take over the tv to watch wrestling, this cut into my FF7 time with fat idiots humping each other in a ring

- he watch Yu gay oh (i dunno the real spelling) and pokemon, ect....shot him in the head for me

-he was wacking off on my bed trying to find porn on my laptop (shot him again)

I got back by having him walk in on me fucking my ex on his bed, it was good on many levels (No worries we put my blanket over his bed and washed it right after, I don't want whatever diseases he has)

Well there you have it, if you ever hear the name Eric Riddle RUN.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:18 pm

You both fucking suck.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:44 pm

You're just saying that because you have hairy bitch tits, aren't you Llama?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:48 pm

You're just saying that because you have a bleeding arsehole, aren't you Kashluk?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:50 pm

After that god damned Man-O'-War rammed up my ass, I sure am

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:59 am

Kashluk wrote:You're just saying that because you have hairy bitch tits, aren't you Llama?

No, they are just equally awful. I mean, FF7 dude.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:59 am

The man has a point. If my roomate was playing FF7 I would have to sit down and have a rational discussion about how that game is something like six years old, and to still be playing something with a linear plot that much later isnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t healthy. Then I would tie him up in the closet and piss on him while I litter his body with dead bats.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:11 am

Maybe he decided that the world was a better place when SquareEnix was Square and games like FFX, FFX2, and FFXI didn't exist. Sometimes linear plots are good, as long as they have the depth required to make upf or what you lose by having it linear.

happy11 · Post by **happy11** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:21 pm

Square Enix is the abortion of the gaming industry, FF 7 was the last great game they made

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:07 pm

Dude, FF7?

First Force · Post by **First Force** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:46 pm

hahaha good foto, but what is your point with this story?

Mr Carrot · Post by **Mr Carrot** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:30 am

he wants to shag his roomy,

your a fucking gaylord.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:46 am

Happy, didyou never play FFT?

Mr Carrot · Post by **Mr Carrot** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:58 am

FFT is shat stfu.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:24 am

well aren't we an angry little child.

Mr Carrot · Post by **Mr Carrot** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:59 am

Nope its just i think youl have a hard time trying to defend FF as a good game on a site dedicated to a proper rpg.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:36 pm

FFT gets wtfpwned by JA2 and X-Com, nub.

Role-Player · Post by **Role-Player** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:46 pm

You all suck.