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Never had an STD unless you count that yeast infection this time last year....I don't count it, even though it was incredibly painful and my penis tried to rot off.
I avoided genital warts a few years ago because when the chick got all naked on my coffee table I noticed some very unattractive bumps.
Avoided chlamidia by saying "Sorry, baby, I'm way too drunk right now" and then she went into my back bedroom and screwed someone else instead.
Avoided herpes from a girl we eloquently named "Horny Black Chick" because when I made my booty call she warned me after I got to her place.
Avoided some unknown disease from some goth chick because my friend told me about these weird bumps he got after she gave him a blow job when he drove her home a few days before.
Avoided myriad diseases when I decided not to join in on a gangbang of some 38 year old stoned woman.
Avoided...something...when I decided not to sleep with my friend's 17 year old daughter.
Also avoided something else when I walked out on some chick who tried to lock me in her bedroom while she got nekkid. Usually this wouldn't have bothered me, but I met her on the internet, and this was our first time to meet in person. She cried when I walked out.
I avoided genital warts a few years ago because when the chick got all naked on my coffee table I noticed some very unattractive bumps.
Avoided chlamidia by saying "Sorry, baby, I'm way too drunk right now" and then she went into my back bedroom and screwed someone else instead.
Avoided herpes from a girl we eloquently named "Horny Black Chick" because when I made my booty call she warned me after I got to her place.
Avoided some unknown disease from some goth chick because my friend told me about these weird bumps he got after she gave him a blow job when he drove her home a few days before.
Avoided myriad diseases when I decided not to join in on a gangbang of some 38 year old stoned woman.
Avoided...something...when I decided not to sleep with my friend's 17 year old daughter.
Also avoided something else when I walked out on some chick who tried to lock me in her bedroom while she got nekkid. Usually this wouldn't have bothered me, but I met her on the internet, and this was our first time to meet in person. She cried when I walked out.
Well, personally, I prefer it as well... But I can't bare to engage myself in such form of a physical activity with a complete stranger when my last frontier has been, literally, shattered.
I'm not the risk-player type. Unless the target is confirmed to be clean of any remarkable pests or I have known the carrier for quite some time, would I dare to take the last bit of my rubber clothing off.
But, of course, then there's the matter of pregnancy...
I'm not the risk-player type. Unless the target is confirmed to be clean of any remarkable pests or I have known the carrier for quite some time, would I dare to take the last bit of my rubber clothing off.
But, of course, then there's the matter of pregnancy...
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What? Did someone take a sledgehammer to your underpants and then they broke into a thousand tiny pieces? No? THEN NOBODY LITERALLY SHATTERED A FUCKING THING. I really hate people who use 'literal' anywhere they fucking want.Kashluk wrote:...when my last frontier has been, literally, shattered.
And if you're talking about your hymen, well, that's a whole other thing.
Kashluk has a hymen ? Heh that's too much information for me, I am gonna go no hablo ingles on that.
Speaking of condoms, I also have less pleasure when I use them but hey I have seen too many ''love relations'' go down the drain because of a unwelcome birth, besides it's alot less messy with condoms than without it.
Speaking of condoms, I also have less pleasure when I use them but hey I have seen too many ''love relations'' go down the drain because of a unwelcome birth, besides it's alot less messy with condoms than without it.
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I wish my hymen was still intact.
Blargh wrote:While the way in which the stance is made could be done with at least a pretense of civility - being far more conducive to others actually paying attention than copious swearing - it just wouldn't be Mandy otherwise.
S4ur0n27 wrote:Dexter is getting MFG'ed for the first time
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Dirty sex = good sex.Aneurysm wrote:Kashluk has a hymen ? Heh that's too much information for me, I am gonna go no hablo ingles on that.
Speaking of condoms, I also have less pleasure when I use them but hey I have seen too many ''love relations'' go down the drain because of a unwelcome birth, besides it's alot less messy with condoms than without it.
Sometimes an atomic weapon is just an atomic weapon, ja?
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