Japan: Fallout BOS scores

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:41 pm

[Game -> Review] - More info on <a href="http://wikipocalypse.duckandcover.cx/in ... le=Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel">Game: Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel</a>



POOPERSCOOPER, one of our forum regulars, was browsing <a title="The Magic Box: International Videogame News" target="_self" href="http://www.the-magicbox.com/index.html">The Magic Box: International Videogame News</a> the other day (no doubt, looking for some fine hentai titles from the land of the rising anus*), and stumbled upon the Fallout: BOS scores in some Japanese <a href="http://www.the-magicbox.com/game20050421.shtml">top 10 chart</a>.



PlayStation 2

<li>Bouken-Ou Beat: Dark Next Century (Bandai): 7, 7, 7, 7 - (28/40)
</li>

<li>Dear My Friend: Love Like Powdery Snow (Yeti): 6, 6, 7, 6 - (25/40)
</li>

<li>Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel (Interplay): 7, 7, 7, 6 - (27/40)
</li>

<li>Hello Kitty no PikoPiko Daisakusen (Hamster): 6, 5, 6, 5 - (22/40)
</li>

<li>Like Life an Hour (GN Software): 6, 5, 5, 6 - (22/40)
</li>

<li>Love Doll: Lovely Idol (Princess Soft): 5, 6, 5, 5 - (21/40)
</li>

<li>Mabino Style (Kid): 7, 7, 8, 7 - (29/40)
</li>

<li>Mercenaries (EA): 9, 9, 8, 7 - (33/40)
</li>

<li>Metal Slug 5 (SNK Playmore): 7, 7, 7, 6 - (27/40)
</li>

<li>North Wind: Eien no Yakusoku (Datam Polystar): 5, 6, 5, 5 - (21/40)
</li>

<li>Spectral Force Chronicle (Idea Factory): 7, 6, 7, 7 - (27/40)
</li>

<li>Taisen Hot Gimmick: Axes Jong (Psikyo): 6, 6, 6, 6 - (24/40)</li>

 

Unfortunately, while it's implied that the reviews and the scores
came from Japanese sources, no such source is listed, and the scoring
format is not explained. Which leads me to believe that POOPERSCOOPER
reads some really shitty and amateur websites, and we here at DAC staff
are so glad to be an exception.



* - yes, that was a tubgirl reference.



Spotted @ <a href="http://www.the-magicbox.com/game20050421.shtml">The Magic Box</a>

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:02 pm

Mebbe POOPERCOOPER made this shit up?

Edit - I thought this was funny :

shitbox wrote: Here are the Japanese console sales for the week of April 11 - 17.

PlayStation 2 - 30,572 units
PlayStation Portable - 28,950 units
Nintendo DS - 21,698 units
GameBoy Advance SP - 10,529 units
GameCube - 3,376 units
GameBoy Advance - 397 units
Xbox - 315 units

Whatever you're selling, how can you only sell 315 units of it in a country that has a population of 130 millions?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:13 pm

No, the website is real.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:29 pm

No chit?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:43 pm

None whatsoever, I'll have to restock.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:40 pm

Every time I'm exposed to new information about Japan I hate it more.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:41 pm

Ever hear of a "Kancho"?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:02 pm

The site is legit and for hardcore people like me.

They have 4 reviewers that rate the game out of 10 then they add them up and put them out of 40. One of the major jap mags is like Famsitu and thats how they do it and shit.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:05 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:Ever hear of a "Kancho"?

Unfortunately I have now.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:17 pm

www.famitsu.com ?

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:48 pm

And is this not the final proof that Japan should cease to exist?

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:01 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:Ever hear of a "Kancho"?

Enema porn?

n305er · Post by **n305er** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:23 am

Sushi.. YUMmmm...

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:02 am

n305er wrote:Sushi.. YUMmmm...

Fish snuff?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:39 am

Ashmo wrote:Enema porn?

Close, it's a game that little Japanese kids like to play until they're like in middle school or something. In it, the goal is to make you suffer by putting both of their hands together so their index fingers are sticking straight out and then shove those index fingers straight into your asshole. Note - Not your ass, or ass cheeks, they launch their fingers for max penetration.

This is why I refuse to teach Middle Schoolers or lower.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:36 pm

Rex said that he used to play that when he was a kid..

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:57 pm

I remember that from that teacher's blog that was doing the rounds here a while ago.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:07 pm

Sounds like a fun game, Wolfman Walt.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:47 pm

A prior inference : classroom enema porn featuring minors, would be far more disturbing than this Kancho 'game', I think.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:00 pm

Minors are disturbing, most of the time.