Guy thinks he's being attacked by zombies

pasha · Post by **pasha** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:57 pm

hahahaahahahahahahahaha, who cares....
hahaahahahahahaha!!!
some good stuff!!

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:33 pm

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:05 am

I don't believe in hypnotism at all. I haven't ever since my friends would play hypnotism games when I was a kid. When it was my turn to be hypnotized I discovered it was all an act and everyone was just pretending even though they all acted like it was real and shit.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:09 am

Perhaps due to the likelihood of you, or your 'friends' possessing accurate knowledge of hypnotism and how to employ it being rather low ?

Credible information regarding hypnosis is rather rare.

LEWL, I DON'T NEED TO BREEV BECOZ I HOLD MY BREF AN IM NOT DED LEIK. I AM LIVIN PRUF. OMG. BLIMEY.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:16 pm

jiujitsu wrote:I don't believe in hypnotism at all. I haven't ever since my friends would play hypnotism games when I was a kid. When it was my turn to be hypnotized I discovered it was all an act and everyone was just pretending even though they all acted like it was real and shit.

All you need is a black & white spiral and a swinging pendulum. Or something like that

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:53 am

what if one of those magicians who come to your school to do a hypnotism. If the kid then took out a gun and shot people, whois fault would it be?

Snoffy · Post by **Snoffy** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:26 am

They'll probably blame the gun.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:18 pm

The gun is innocent. Blame the bullet!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:42 pm

No, no. NO. Blame kinetic energy !

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:48 pm

Blame the victims for standing in the way.

Snoffy · Post by **Snoffy** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:51 pm

What about gunpowder ey? EY?

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:52 pm

What about it?

Snoffy · Post by **Snoffy** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:53 pm

It smells.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:56 pm

Standing in the . . way ?! I HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE FOR EVEN EXISTING.

Such gall !

Snoffy · Post by **Snoffy** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:57 pm

Wow, that was deep.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:00 pm

More so than you'll likely ever realise, poppet.

#.O - The gun powder comment screamed rocket science. Yes.

Snoffy · Post by **Snoffy** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:03 pm

Yeah, that may have been a bit too much, but everyone knows cats don't like water and dogs don't fly.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:08 pm

Aha ! That's where you are mostly incorrect. Submerge any feline for a sufficient length of time, and it will grow to love the water so much, it won't ever want to leave. It does take time, but it is, nonetheless, time well spent.

Dogs are easy to motivate with explosives, or a trebuchet. Definitions are flexible things, with a possibly exception of pedantic, ignorant, small minded fools.

Explosive trebuchet . . .

Snoffy · Post by **Snoffy** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:14 pm

Ow, I didn't know you were such an enthousiast.