How often do you masterbate?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:18 pm

No, not often, but I usually get design ideas for Megaton while masturbating.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:08 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:I don't masturbate, I let my girlfriend do it for me

And I've built a zany machine that does it for me!

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:14 pm

So have I! I call it Paco and it runs on a bowl of rice and a glass of water per day.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:14 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:I don't masturbate, I let my girlfriend do it for me

Same for me.

I actually have more pleasure masturbating a girl than to do it on myself. I'm getting pretty good at poking ladies with a finger in their inner sanctum.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:51 pm

ApTyp wrote:It's been bothering me quite some time that I don't know how often you people masturbate.

Everytime I read something you type.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:59 pm

The question has proved to be quite popular

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:51 am

I don't know how often you people masturbate.

I've sworn off masturbation until the Bills win the superbowl. I have a long road ahead of me.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:01 pm

You're fucked? Hah ha.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:29 pm

If anyone here invested in FleshLight, please share your war stories

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:18 pm

FleshLight?

Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¿Que?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:23 pm

Where have you been all these years? Haven't you seen the ads?

http://www.fleshlight.com

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:36 pm

Genius.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:46 pm

Oh Good God. That thing. D:

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:10 pm

Enlightening.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:15 pm

That'd be a useful gadget, but I don't think a 12 inch flashlight is very concealable.

I'll never look at a flashlight the same way again. I also know now why flashlights are standard equipment for police officers. Donuts and flashlights, it all makes sense now.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:19 pm

No, the flashlights are for molesting suspect's bumhole.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:28 pm

Yes, but a flashlight has 2 ends.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:38 pm

i'm gonna masterbate.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:06 am

Who needs their special flashlight, any ol' flashlight works. Just break the glass or take the batteries out.

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:30 am

St. Toxic wrote:Who needs their special flashlight, any ol' flashlight works. Just break the glass or take the batteries out.

That depends entirely on your girth and pain threshold.

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