life is like bare knuckle boxing
life is like bare knuckle boxing
hello again my name is john matrix i have been away for a while but i havereturned to post on these bbs and see if antimeasure is dead so far it looks like i have won that battle of attrition so whats up have any of you guys joined the army and wondering on some advice from john matrix the best soldier on these bbs
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It is most definitely wonderful to have you back, Mr. Matrix, John ! Please, do regale us with anecdotal gems pertaining to your time and experiences as a career soldier of soldiers ? I'd dearly like to benefit from your wisdom, knowledge and expertise, and I am certain that in writing such I speak for every user of this humble forum. Yes.
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Re: life is like bare knuckle boxing
Why you little.. cheekymonkey.Matrix wrote:Bla bla bla and see if antimeasure is dead so far it looks like i have won that battle blah blah blah
I like my women as i like my whiskey. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
ok blargh this one time i was on a secret mission and thats it alright no just kidding some soldiers say the more a guy talks about the less he did but those guys are full of shit so anyway me and my squad were in bagdad in the early 90s doing recon for the government and then suddenly boom there was an airstrike and all my squad were killed and i had severe broken bones in my back and legs so i had to drag myself 10 miles to the lz it was pretty tough but that wasnt even the beginning i then realized i had pulled myself into a mine field so i was almost fucking dead if i wasnt so goddamn great at being a soldier so i pulled out a stick of bone from my leg and used it to detect mines and then got out of the minefield and saw a convoy heading my way a few clicks away so i got some mines and set up a perimeter and then when those godless ragheads entered my killzone it was like shooting arabs in a barrel i must have killed at least thirty people anyway i had to gut a fat arabian and sleep in his body for the night like luke skywalker and then in the morning the goverment sent a delta force in for me and we cleaned out fallujah while i was there does anybody need any advice on this kind of hardcore shit because i have plenty of experience at it
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Well, I came halfway through your story, trying to read it out loud, when suddenly I ran out of air!Matrix wrote:smiley there must be an easier way to kill yourself
Damn your lethal grammar-abilities! It almost got me!
How about a instead?Asshat-trix wrote:you punk just keep pushing and ill push back ok
Seeing as how you talk like a fairy and all...
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