life is like bare knuckle boxing

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:37 pm

hello again my name is john matrix i have been away for a while but i havereturned to post on these bbs and see if antimeasure is dead so far it looks like i have won that battle of attrition so whats up have any of you guys joined the army and wondering on some advice from john matrix the best soldier on these bbs

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:39 pm

Oh look, another moron.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:45 pm

I joined the Joy Division.

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:21 pm

smiley there must be an easier way to kill yourself you punk just keep pushing and ill push back ok

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:04 pm

Woohoo, Matrix is back

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:12 pm

It is most definitely wonderful to have you back, Mr. Matrix, John ! Please, do regale us with anecdotal gems pertaining to your time and experiences as a career soldier of soldiers ? I'd dearly like to benefit from your wisdom, knowledge and expertise, and I am certain that in writing such I speak for every user of this humble forum. Yes.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:17 pm

Matrix wrote:Bla bla bla and see if antimeasure is dead so far it looks like i have won that battle blah blah blah

Why you little.. cheekymonkey.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:23 pm

Admit it, you love attention.

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:53 pm

Mega.. I mean John Matrix! So good of you to return!

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:01 am

ok blargh this one time i was on a secret mission and thats it alright no just kidding some soldiers say the more a guy talks about the less he did but those guys are full of shit so anyway me and my squad were in bagdad in the early 90s doing recon for the government and then suddenly boom there was an airstrike and all my squad were killed and i had severe broken bones in my back and legs so i had to drag myself 10 miles to the lz it was pretty tough but that wasnt even the beginning i then realized i had pulled myself into a mine field so i was almost fucking dead if i wasnt so goddamn great at being a soldier so i pulled out a stick of bone from my leg and used it to detect mines and then got out of the minefield and saw a convoy heading my way a few clicks away so i got some mines and set up a perimeter and then when those godless ragheads entered my killzone it was like shooting arabs in a barrel i must have killed at least thirty people anyway i had to gut a fat arabian and sleep in his body for the night like luke skywalker and then in the morning the goverment sent a delta force in for me and we cleaned out fallujah while i was there does anybody need any advice on this kind of hardcore shit because i have plenty of experience at it

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:41 am

More war stories

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:59 am

My life is complete again.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:25 am

Matrix wrote:smiley there must be an easier way to kill yourself

Well, I came halfway through your story, trying to read it out loud, when suddenly I ran out of air!

Damn your lethal grammar-abilities! It almost got me!

Asshat-trix wrote:you punk just keep pushing and ill push back ok

How about a

instead?

Seeing as how you talk like a fairy and all...

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:28 am

Matrix wrote:o et al

That was . . . that was indescribable.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:16 pm

Hi Pyro.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:29 pm

Dan wrote:Hi Pyro.

He's been denying it for pretty long, but yeah his style does remind of him, doesn't it..?

I'd say lack of punctuation gives him away.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:24 pm

Eh, most of the regular users on DAC are Pyro.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:38 pm

I thought pyro left or something fill me in on the details please

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:20 pm

Pyro = Megatron afaik

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:23 pm

i think your all forgetting that life is like bare knuckle boxing it doesnt matter who you re fighting against its how you cut them that matters the most

Duck and Cover

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