Got a brand new Sig .45

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:05 am

I filled out a total of two or three to own my 3 current firearms. Basically your problem isn't in the gun, but the fact that you're paranoid delusional and would get one if you could do it off the radar.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:10 am

MR Snake wrote:
ApTyp wrote:

So tell me, you always bitch and moan about you never having money for food or anything, yet, you have money for a gun?
Americans are fked up. Well you are atleast.

With a gun you can rob stores and steal food. It's simple really.

Also, ApTyp is a Russian, not an American; there's a slight difference.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:10 am

It's actually sort of a crafty move by the government. They know it'll tend to be the paranoid conspiracy theory fuckjobs who want guns, so they'll make it a bureaucratic nightmare to actually get one, thereby making sure most of the aforementioned fuckjobs won't even bother.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:16 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:Please tell me why I would want to own a gun legally anyways?

Filling out 600 sheets of life condemning paper is the last thing I want to do.

I really want is the government/police to know everything about me at the call of a syntax code. I'm off the radar now, last thing I need is gun ownership to come up when some dirty mexican gets shot a block from my house.

Here I filled out one sheet of paper to buy my SAR-1, that form was the background check. They took the paper called up the NICS place gave them my info and we waited around for five minutes. During that time myself and the shop owner chatted about this and that, and then they called back saying I was Kosher.

The same process happened when I became a member of the Washington Arms Collectors. Fill out a form, paid some money for the membership, came back a half hour later and picked up my badge. Now I can go to the gunshows put on by the WAC and pick up any rifle or shotgun I want (pistols are a different story because I'm not 21) without filling out any more forms. So The Man knows I bought one gun, possibly two because of the gunshow membership. But I might have bought five or ten or six hundred guns and have them buried all over the countryside.

Of course I live in the United States, you live in Soviet Canukistan, comrade.

CrazyNick · Post by **CrazyNick** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:32 am

Bah fuck guns. In Canada you can carry a concealed blade of 8cm or less (1 1/2 inch) and any other bladed weapon must be worn openly in a sheath. What scares you more

http://www.lych.demon.co.uk/goldeneye/ppk1.jpg

or a person runing towards you screaming and swinging one of these

http://www.pioneerstreet.com/te/images/bigsword.jpg

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:37 am

The gun, because the guy with the sword is just some pathetic loser who has watched his Lord of the Rings DVDs a few too many times and will probably stab himself in the foot or something.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:38 am

CrazyNick wrote:Bah fuck guns. In Canada you can carry a concealed blade of 8cm or less (1 1/2 inch) and any other bladed weapon must be worn openly in a sheath. What scares you more

http://www.lych.demon.co.uk/goldeneye/ppk1.jpg

or a person runing towards you screaming and swinging one of these

http://www.pioneerstreet.com/te/images/bigsword.jpg

Well, someone comes running at you with

then you shoot him with

Don't you know that hot lead beats cold steel?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:41 am

Down here its a custom that you carry a knife. No handguns around doh, but loads of rifles and explosives. I've got an extensive supply of c4 and grenades, but guns are kind of 'too much'. They cost alot and do pretty much nothing.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:43 am

You're so full of shit, St. Toxic. As usual.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:30 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:I filled out a total of two or three to own my 3 current firearms. Basically your problem isn't in the gun, but the fact that you're paranoid delusional and would get one if you could do it off the radar.

Thats great Walt. Lets pretend I don't want to attack obvious character flaws.
Take your shitstick personal assaults elsewhere considering I live in a different fucking country with different fucking laws eh?

In Canada, you get raped in the ass if you even look at getting a handgun. Papers pile up so that the gun registry knows everyone who owns a handgun because you don't use a handgun for hunting. Don't fucking tell me you do because real hunters don't use a .45 to take out a fucking moose because the moose will own you.

Of course I would get one off the radar. Shit, you know how many hunting rifles and shotguns I have ready use of without an ounce of traceability?

No one sits through the week long course then fills out the goddamn paperwork for guns unless you fear getting caught.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:42 am

Personal assaults? I just stated the obvious. Perhaps you shouldn't TAKE THE INTERNET SO FUCKING SERIOUS. First, You said a GUN, not a handgun genius. Now while I realize the laws in Canada are different, I was simply putting it up there for contrast.

I don't have to tell you people use handguns to hunt. There are magazines dedicated to it dingus khan so you can go fuck off. You obviousily don't hunt a deer with a .45 ACP, you hunt them with something more along the lines that I use. A .45 Long Colt on up for large game.

Now go fuck off you fat unibomber wannabe.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:16 am

Wolfman Walt wrote: [snip]

I don't have to tell you people use handguns to hunt. There are magazines dedicated to it dingus khan so you can go fuck off. You obviousily don't hunt a deer with a .45 ACP, you hunt them with something more along the lines that I use. A .45 Long Colt on up for large game.

Now go fuck off you fat unibomber wannabe.

As an avid squirrel hunter, I know that weapon choice is crucial.

Those commies don't stand a chance!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:17 am

I pack my Raging Bull in .44 Magnum actually. And minus the scope.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:47 am

Generally when I go out in the sticks I pack my Hi-Power.

Sure I can't hunt with it, but it's good enough for most critters here in Washington that might wish to harm me, except bears. I suppose if I really had to I could kill a bear with it, but I could use the jog too.

If I want to hunt I have rifles and shotguns for it, but the 9mm is for protection and laffs.

Oh, also, I have a small penis so I'm using it to make up for it.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:15 am

You are talking about guns. Is it allowed to talk about guns? I thought it wasn't allowed to talk about guns.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:53 am

The Browning Hi-Power is a beautiful thing.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:56 am

Koki wrote:You are talking about guns. Is it allowed to talk about guns? I thought it wasn't allowed to talk about guns.

I thought you weren't allowed to talk until you finished your cock? Get to suckin'

Aonaran wrote:The Browning Hi-Power is a beautiful thing.

Yeah, but notice what it says on the side of the gun. It still shoots straight, functions flawlessly and accepts all Browning/FN Hi-Power parts. Rusts real easy though. Fucking Indians and their sub par finish.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:07 pm

Relax, I think Koki was being sarcastic.

I'm going to a gun show this week, to pick up a cheap 9mm plinker to practice.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:12 pm

Well no shit, Sherlock

So was airsoft guy. Speaking of which...

airsoft guy wrote:Oh, also, I have a small penis so I'm using it to make up for it.

Ach, the Freudian dilemma slowly reveals itself! I should've known.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:11 pm

It could always be worse, D5it-m38.

Duck and Cover

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