the swell guy family promotes swell guy cuisine

sippyCUP · Post by **sippyCUP** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:03 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

Their eldest is mentally diagramming his imminent suicide.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:05 pm

Ferkin' Faygorts

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:16 pm

This is too funny.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:19 pm

OFFAL !

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:17 pm

"swell guy were a British delicacy long before any of the others"

"great British swell guy is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year"

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:22 pm

Eh, poor Doody kids.

wrote:The family eat swell guy twice a week

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:25 pm

reminds me of this stupid film with John Goodman, it's King Ralph, I think, where he eats "teh penis".

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:10 pm

Thor Kaufman wrote:reminds me of this stupid film with John Goodman, it's King Ralph, I think, where he eats "teh penis".

It was Spotted Dick.

What a stupid film. There was one great line, though.
A woman asks "is that a word?"; King Ralph replies "We speak the King's English don't we? If I say it, it's a word."

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:28 pm

Yeah, maybe, I only saw the german version, thus I wouldn't know how the "DÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¶del" was called in the original.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:30 pm

Oh ya, I remeber that movie. They play darts outside with javalins.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:15 pm

I hate John Goodman.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:12 pm

He excelled in Big Lebowski

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:34 pm

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The swell guy Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National swell guy Week.

swell guy facts:

swell guy were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages.

Fans have published the Good swell guy Guide.

'Twas a funny reading, oh yes.

CrazyNick · Post by **CrazyNick** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm

oh man, just.... oh.... thats so bad.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:14 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Oh ya, I remeber that movie. They play darts outside with javalins.

Too bad Uncle Sam banned Jarts a long time ago. Kids today are such fucking pussies.

Oh and John Goodman rocks in Revenge of the Nerds.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:34 am

Cimmerian Nights wrote:Too bad Uncle Sam banned Jarts a long time ago. Kids today are such fucking pussies.

Jarts kicked ass. I miss the days before lame.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:23 am

MadBill wrote:
Cimmerian Nights wrote:Too bad Uncle Sam banned Jarts a long time ago. Kids today are such fucking pussies.
Jarts kicked ass. I miss the days before lame.

Are you referring to "Lawn Darts"?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:06 pm

Lawn gnomes is more like it.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:41 pm

Redeye wrote:
MadBill wrote:
Cimmerian Nights wrote:Too bad Uncle Sam banned Jarts a long time ago. Kids today are such fucking pussies.
Jarts kicked ass. I miss the days before lame.
Are you referring to "Lawn Darts"?

Well, that was they're intended purpose.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:16 pm

"Give a man a swell guy and you have fed him for a day. Give a man a swell guy holiday and you feed him for a week." - Lao Tzu