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[22:39] SolInvictus: I'm never going to forgive you for saying <Naked_Lunch> Whatever, American Gods is so last year
[22:39] SolInvictus: That's so fucking asinine.
vx trauma wrote:Nice flashlight. Oughta get you some attention when you point it at someone.
Thats no flashlight, it's a surefire boah. It'll do more than get their attention, it will blind them completely. This of couse being something that gives you the upper hand when you find some godless shithead prowling though your wares in the middle of the night. Not being able to see the person wielding the shotgun zeroed in on your brain case really adds to the shitty pants factor.
Lies. If it was John Matrix, he would deduct from the location of the light where your head is, and then kill you with his bare hands in a matter of miliseconds.
You know the problem with that? It drains your night vision cells in your eyes. So you can only see what's in the light cone. Unless you sneak up on a little bastard, then quickly turn on the flashlight, it's useless. But! Why sneak up when you can just shoot him, roflmao kekeke!
Personally, I think we need to see more gas grenades made from pepper maces.
ApTyp wrote:Unless you sneak up on a little bastard, then quickly turn on the flashlight, it's useless.
I didn't think it was intended to be used any other way, an alternative certainly never occured to me. You'd have to be a terrible douchebag to walk around your house with the light on signalling your local to the intruder.
You're a douchebag if you pay 1,100 for it from Wilson (model pictured above). Gonna build it myself only in solid black, fuck that dual tone shit. Save 400 dollars minimum more likely 5. Also surefire makes the best flashlights available (at least in my opinion), you'd be a douchebag to trust your life to anything less.
Maglite is good for bludgeoning skulls, for weapon lights though my money goes to surefire.
On the subject of trusting your life to a flashlight and whether or not it makes you a douchebag: Clearly it does, but that isn't what is being argued. When a flashlight is designed for incapacitating an assailant by blinding them and is attatched to a Remington 870 filled with 3 inch shells that is another story altogether.
Koki wrote:Lies. If it was John Matrix, he would deduct from the location of the light where your head is, and then kill you with his bare hands in a matter of miliseconds.
This is undeniable, I think the fact that the godless shithead rumaging through your wares could very well be John Matrix at least gives those who know his name at a little bit of a treadmark in the skivies. Where did he go anyways? He is sorely missed.
1k for a shotgun? Gawd, you can get a mossberg or remington shotty for much, much cheaper. And shotguns, they're pretty much a done tech. Though that shotun is pretty sexy.
