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In Illinois it's illegal to sell porn that involves urination I guess.
In Texas there's some law that says if you have more than like eight dildos you intend to sell them and that's illegal. Usually the law is ignored, but some Nazi raised a stink and called The Man and some guy got arrested for it.
In Texas there's some law that says if you have more than like eight dildos you intend to sell them and that's illegal. Usually the law is ignored, but some Nazi raised a stink and called The Man and some guy got arrested for it.
George Bush lowered taxes so the Jews could kill Michael Moore.
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Minnesota - It is illegal to give or receive oral sex
Minnesota - It is illegal to have sex in any other position other than missionary.
Florida - It is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine
Cincinnati - Anal intercourse is banned.
Washington - All lollipops are banned.
Rhode Island - Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
New Mexico - Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. (woohoo!)
and my favourite...
Texas - When you are released from jail, you must be given a horse and a shotgun, if you request it.
Minnesota - It is illegal to have sex in any other position other than missionary.
Florida - It is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine
Cincinnati - Anal intercourse is banned.
Washington - All lollipops are banned.
Rhode Island - Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
New Mexico - Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. (woohoo!)
and my favourite...
Texas - When you are released from jail, you must be given a horse and a shotgun, if you request it.
That's pretty good :
It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas
And, in Minnesota :
It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.
It is illegal to drive a red car down main street on Sundays
The worst, in North Dakota :
Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas
And, in Minnesota :
It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.
It is illegal to drive a red car down main street on Sundays
The worst, in North Dakota :
Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
Last edited by S4ur0n27 on Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp
THat one actually makes a bit of sense, they used a tax scheme to make dug illegal originally. They levied a tax on narcotics, and deemed that you had to get a stamp to sell them, but, possesion of narcotics without the stamp was illegal, and you could not procure the stamp without presenting them with the narcotics....that you did not havea stamp for, therefore you were in violation of the law....bullshit.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
oooh, that one has possabilities
It's against the law to sing off key
Tell me that on is enforced with the deaht penalty.
THat one actually makes a bit of sense, they used a tax scheme to make dug illegal originally. They levied a tax on narcotics, and deemed that you had to get a stamp to sell them, but, possesion of narcotics without the stamp was illegal, and you could not procure the stamp without presenting them with the narcotics....that you did not havea stamp for, therefore you were in violation of the law....bullshit.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
oooh, that one has possabilities
It's against the law to sing off key
Tell me that on is enforced with the deaht penalty.
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