United states laws
- The Gunslinger
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Tennessee:
1. It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso. [Thanks to an anonymous sender at Mauser151@aol.com]
2. Driving is not to be done while asleep. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
3. It is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
4. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
5. It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
These are all true, here. Especially number 3.
1. It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso. [Thanks to an anonymous sender at Mauser151@aol.com]
2. Driving is not to be done while asleep. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
3. It is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
4. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
5. It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
These are all true, here. Especially number 3.
I think this is written in the Finnish law as well, pretty much letter by letter. It's just a weird way of saying "you're not supposed to drive when you're so fucking tired that you're about to fall asleep on the wheel and end up crashing with a SUV full of kids on the oncoming driving lane" I guess.Bukkake wrote: 2. Driving is not to be done while asleep. [Thanks to Susan Goodgine]
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As long as you don't try to kill yourself while on deathrow, then they have to bring you back to health so they can kill you.
I think, like all shots, they rub a cottonball with alcohol on the spot where they give you the lethal injection - wouldn't want you to get infected or anything.
Reminds me of a Dennis Miller rant on "Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"
I think, like all shots, they rub a cottonball with alcohol on the spot where they give you the lethal injection - wouldn't want you to get infected or anything.
Reminds me of a Dennis Miller rant on "Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?"
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