HALO the movie

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:22 am

shucks, I mistook an obscure game reference. I am shamed.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:35 am

Aonaran wrote:obscure

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ooh, you're a card.

Aonaran wrote:I am shamed.

So you should be, you fucking Mars bar.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:39 am

Ahh, i'm guessing it was popular? My mistake. I guess I get negative points for not being an old fucker.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:41 am

Beware, small child ! For you tread upon Thin Ice, and The Italians are e'er hungry . . .

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:44 am

Don't want to upset the hungry Italians, here...

Have a gelato!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:46 am

They can have the crap that comes from our Olive Gardens.....except for the bread sticks, those are good.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:18 am

What the fuck

I saw all 6DVD's of "Making of..." for LOTR and he was stuffed! Shouldn't he be the other way, fat between productions and thin while making something?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:29 am

Koki wrote:What the fuck

I saw all 6DVD's of "Making of..." for LOTR and he was stuffed! Shouldn't he be the other way, fat between productions and thin while making something?

Maybe he eats when he's nervous.

Someone should do a Hobbit Diet book.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:16 pm

He probably had to get fat while making LOTR to get geek cred. Then, once he'd established his nerd chops with the trilogy, he was able to regain a healthy weight and still be respected by the rest of us fat, sweaty nerds.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:42 pm

LOTR was neat BUT there is too much of those dang hobbits smiling at each other. Very disturbing - even on drugs. Then does this have anything to do w P. Jackson and his weight index? Nonewhatsoever.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:30 pm

Koki wrote:What the fuck

I saw all 6DVD's of "Making of..." for LOTR and he was stuffed! Shouldn't he be the other way, fat between productions and thin while making something?

Maybe he dropped his wheelchair.

Bukkake · Post by **Bukkake** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:28 pm

Great idea. The worst FPS of recent years surely deserves its own movie.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:33 pm

vx trauma wrote:LOTR was neat BUT there is too much of those dang hobbits smiling at each other. Very disturbing - even on drugs.

aye, you can bloody smell moistened hobbits anus, and at times even envision merry gently probes sam's pluckered anus.
the full musty smell of sweat mixed poop remains was what kept frodo going all that time

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:03 am

I was quite happy that they didn't actually have any intercourse.

:actually:

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:00 am

I hear that he just sits in a room and uses a laser pointer on screen to tell his graphic artists what to do. Maybe he has time to look inward and change the swell guy that he is.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:23 am

As long as he doesn't direct and just fronts money. Jackson is a fuck at making movies. LotR were pathetic. Pretty, but pathetic.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:53 am

At least they had elves, right guys?

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:24 am

Elves are the pathetic part.