best drug for work / job wasted?

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best drug for work / job wasted?

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Ever gone to work while under influence of something?
Confess.
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Never having worked, I'm afraid to say that the answer is no.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Does school count?
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Bleach. I injected it into my veins and ran wild through the crackhouse.
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suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Speed is great at work in most cases. Ketamine is fine if you don't have to do much. Acid can be fun at work if you have at least one other co-worker to fry with, otherwise it can be a little too hectic. E is just a waste of money.
Alcohol is always recommended, although the smell can cause a problem. So drink lots of coffee and chew lots of minty gum.
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Post by vendetta »

Best [not] to try by yourself. Being wasted at work isn't fun and might make you lose you job. *ahum*
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Post by SuperH »

It is easier to drink at work when you are a manager eh.

And makes problem customers not so difficult.

And being a manager, if a customer complains that you smell like alcohol, who's going to be believed? You or the asshole customer?

So yes, alcohol is my work drug of choice. :)
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What if you worked in a missile silo? (Or, technically a LCC)

You turn a fucking key at the same time as the other guy,
you open a safe to get a codebook.
You reference the wacky "whiskey-tango-alpha-romeo" "challenge-code"
against the response code, or something like that.
And this is only if Sanford finally has a heart attack.
The rest of the time you just sit around and read.

I mean, why not get loaded?
Get a rack of films and drop some hits, etc.
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I wish I was in the Air Force sitting on a bunch of missles that are aged far beyond their prime. Hell. I'd launch it out of boredom. Pop goes the Kremlin or whatever.
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I suggest sleep deprivation.
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I suggest psychosis. :drunk:
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I suggest death.. to you all. Death by hanging from the testicles is good choice.
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My opium is all that keeps me going.
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Post by Jeff »

hey guys heres my suggestion go to work high on life! thats right i have a nice cup of LIFE (something you addicts probably lack) and i can handle it just fine without any drugs! so go go life and have fun with it! cheers emogrimm
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listen gimp mask, if that's even your real name (which I doubt, just fyi), some of us, alright, can understand life but it's, sort of like, enhanced, alright? By drugs that is! So next time you're like, buying your life powder from real-live american store, the employee will be fucked, alright. Like on drugs. What do you think of that huh, or did momma teach you not to think about taking drugs at work. Yeah I thought so little polly, don't talk to strangers, don't cross the road, don't take bullcrap!
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This is so emo that I can feel tingling in my pants department.
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Post by vx trauma »

kashluks are emo?

Just came to work. Put coffee on. little DAC. poke around pillshed. Hmmm.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

When I worked in that store I was high all the time.

Now that I'm a white collar my only drugs are coffee and DAC D:
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Post by vendetta »

Ye oldie. That's terrible. Becoming a fonctionnaire I mean.
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