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torrent, nachos, dip and gf/bf/whatever. equals quality time. seriously. good 'date movie'. dare to say good first date movie. it's like sqream from the 80's with a bit more violence. nice pans of decay and filth. four suitcase nukes out of five.
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Maybe I should take my secret GF who is 5 years older than me and doesn't like younger guys. We will be sitting in the theatre and then a scary thing will pop out and she will jump towards me with one of her tits touching my shoulder. The tit would get harder and we would both notice it. She would straddle me and take off her pants and throw them at the loud swell guy behind us and then I will grab her by her anus and we will start fucking oh god.
I want to see hostel but its probably already moving out because Buttback Mountain is nominated omg. It will have to be a DVD rental because I'm going to see 16 blocks this weekend and I'm not going to waste my Friday on some gorefest.
I want to see hostel but its probably already moving out because Buttback Mountain is nominated omg. It will have to be a DVD rental because I'm going to see 16 blocks this weekend and I'm not going to waste my Friday on some gorefest.
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Ha, the woman I'm with took me to that a month or 2 ago. I don't like theaters, and suggested Hostel as a joke but she wanted to see it. The only parts I remember is when the guy rips his hand threw the handcuffs, tearing off a couple fingers; and the asian chick with the blowtorched face. Oh, and we did it that night.
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I heard, from people that I trust movie reviews from, that the movie fucking sucked nutsack and the only people who would like it are people who are impressed by stupid amounts of gore.
ie. The moronic general public.
ie. The moronic general public.
Blargh wrote:While the way in which the stance is made could be done with at least a pretense of civility - being far more conducive to others actually paying attention than copious swearing - it just wouldn't be Mandy otherwise.
S4ur0n27 wrote:Dexter is getting MFG'ed for the first time
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Ah, Herr Blargh.Blargh wrote:I suspect it will, at the very least, be moderately successful. Inexcusable otherwise, really, given the generous stretch with which to expertly pander to cretins.
Here it is upon the forge of malice that we see your hidden genius.
In one of its myriad facets.
Evocation you produce, regarding thoughts pertaining to cretins.
The images are produced, LO !!!
And...
Behold they are the Standard Resource Units of a Resource Management game.
"He who hath the greatest multitude of Cretins at the end of the game shall be declared Victor (or Victoria depending upon the amount of cocksucking involved.)."
no, you cannot exchange cretins for eurodollars.
only bush bonds.
I have watched Hostel screener. It was a bit dark and hence lacking in fine detail, but otherwise fine.
As a movie, it is not very good. The first half of the movie starts out as a good thriller. Superb, in fact. After the main character gets captured, however, it becomes a bit shit. The torture scenes were invigorating, but nothing to scream about. Then again, it was just my impression. The "revenge" ending was especially fucked up.
Frankly, I wish they would've done this in artiste Hitchcock thriller style. Again, that's just my opinion.
As a movie, it is not very good. The first half of the movie starts out as a good thriller. Superb, in fact. After the main character gets captured, however, it becomes a bit shit. The torture scenes were invigorating, but nothing to scream about. Then again, it was just my impression. The "revenge" ending was especially fucked up.
Frankly, I wish they would've done this in artiste Hitchcock thriller style. Again, that's just my opinion.