HOSTEL

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:47 pm

torrent, nachos, dip and gf/bf/whatever. equals quality time. seriously. good 'date movie'. dare to say good first date movie. it's like sqream from the 80's with a bit more violence. nice pans of decay and filth. four suitcase nukes out of five.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:46 pm

Scream was from the '90s.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:36 pm

Yes, and he said it's like scream from the 80s with a bit more violence.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:32 pm

I saw it but forgot to post it a few weeks ago. Very cool movie. Watch it.

It's not a lot gory but I like how it's done, there are even funny parts.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:39 am

Maybe I should take my secret GF who is 5 years older than me and doesn't like younger guys. We will be sitting in the theatre and then a scary thing will pop out and she will jump towards me with one of her tits touching my shoulder. The tit would get harder and we would both notice it. She would straddle me and take off her pants and throw them at the loud swell guy behind us and then I will grab her by her anus and we will start fucking oh god.

I want to see hostel but its probably already moving out because Buttback Mountain is nominated omg. It will have to be a DVD rental because I'm going to see 16 blocks this weekend and I'm not going to waste my Friday on some gorefest.

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:06 am

Ha, the woman I'm with took me to that a month or 2 ago. I don't like theaters, and suggested Hostel as a joke but she wanted to see it. The only parts I remember is when the guy rips his hand threw the handcuffs, tearing off a couple fingers; and the asian chick with the blowtorched face. Oh, and we did it that night.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:30 pm

The asian chick with the blowtorched face?

Literally?

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:35 pm

Yep. And the eye falling down and then he cuts it and pus(is that it in english?) comes out.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:58 pm

I heard, from people that I trust movie reviews from, that the movie fucking sucked nutsack and the only people who would like it are people who are impressed by stupid amounts of gore.

ie. The moronic general public.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:12 am

I suspect it will, at the very least, be moderately successful. Inexcusable otherwise, really, given the generous stretch with which to expertly pander to cretins.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:47 am

Blargh wrote:I suspect it will, at the very least, be moderately successful. Inexcusable otherwise, really, given the generous stretch with which to expertly pander to cretins.

Ah, Herr Blargh.
Here it is upon the forge of malice that we see your hidden genius.
In one of its myriad facets.

Evocation you produce, regarding thoughts pertaining to cretins.

The images are produced, LO !!!

And...

Behold they are the Standard Resource Units of a Resource Management game.

"He who hath the greatest multitude of Cretins at the end of the game shall be declared Victor (or Victoria depending upon the amount of cocksucking involved.)."

no, you cannot exchange cretins for eurodollars.
only bush bonds.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:01 am

Redeye wrote:only bush bonds.

Interesting conflict ? Yes, yet it continued unabated.

Well, as life is formed from thriftily cut cloth, fuck it.

*throws the fervent cards languidly*

That's it*. I'm off to The Pub.

*storms out*

*This time, it really is. It.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:40 am

I have watched Hostel screener. It was a bit dark and hence lacking in fine detail, but otherwise fine.

As a movie, it is not very good. The first half of the movie starts out as a good thriller. Superb, in fact. After the main character gets captured, however, it becomes a bit shit. The torture scenes were invigorating, but nothing to scream about. Then again, it was just my impression. The "revenge" ending was especially fucked up.

Frankly, I wish they would've done this in artiste Hitchcock thriller style. Again, that's just my opinion.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:08 am

ApTyp wrote:Again, that's just my opinion.

Or is it ?

You rogue. You scoundrel. You villain.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:18 pm

Blargh wrote:You rogue. You scoundrel. You villain.

Id est, Russian?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:56 am

*Which, in this instance, may or may not even be entirely valid. Ahaha.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:34 pm

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:09 pm

Something like that.

Or not.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:52 pm

Why wouldn't it be valid, aussie?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:01 pm

Spoilt with options :

Blargh rarely pays any attention to forum commentary ?
Uncertainty of information ?
Ignorance and/or apathy ?
Deceit and/or misinformation ?
Mushrooms and/or blisters ?!
SPURIOUS NONSENSE !?
TAUTOLOGIES ???
Freakish weevil triplets ?

D5it-m38 wrote:aussie

*laughs*