The End Times Cometh!

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:14 am

Discuss

Paladin Solo · Post by **Paladin Solo** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:26 am

Nice to see Switzerland decided to take a side this time. And the Russians are the bad guys? Who would've guessed? OK USA!

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:59 am

Not China, though. China are the good guys. Nothing scary about them.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:44 pm

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:27 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:

Not near... I'm already here.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:07 pm

So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ. Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine. That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true. Come on, King of the Kikes.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:23 pm

The "water into wine" bit is a popular misconception due to the fact that its a mistranslation. He turned water into grape juice.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:38 pm

St. Toxic wrote:So, you are the Christ, you're the great Jesus Christ. Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine. That's all you need do, then I'll know it's all true. Come on, King of the Kikes.

How in my daddyÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s name did you ever achieve sainthood anyway???

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:02 am

The real Jesus wouldn't need emoticons, OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:36 am

OK..OK...

We got side tracked. This tread is about Jack Van Imp's position on the former commies.

Or something along those lines.

I think the big questions are: "where will you be when the bombs drop?" and "is Imp Van Jack-off a complete nut job? Or is his prophecy the reason I have returned?"

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:54 am

Yeah, I talked to God and he says 06/06/06 we're all fucked.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:56 am

Bullshit. That's the day the new Sonic Youth album comes out so all is well.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:08 am

The Mayans believed it is all going to end December 21st, 2012 A.D.

well at least that when their calendar ends. http://exodus2006.com/6maya.htm

But they didn't believe in me, so I donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t believe them either.

Apparently my biography says a thing or two about judgment-day as well.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:47 am

Jesus Christ wrote:The Mayans believed it is all going to end December 21st, 2012 A.D.

well at least that when their calendar ends. http://exodus2006.com/6maya.htm

But they didn't believe in me, so I donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t believe them either.

Apparently my biography says a thing or two about judgment-day as well.

Linda Hamilton is using her movie fortune to build a time machine to go
back and kill Mary Magdalene.

There won't be a Judgement Day.

She'll make sure.

She didn't shack up with all those freaks for nothing.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:56 pm

Jesus Christ wrote: How in my daddyÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s name did you ever achieve sainthood anyway???

Once upon a time I was walking around in a forest, collecting mushrooms and small children, and while crossing a hill I tripped over a pope.
"-There can be only one" I shouted, about to chop off his head with my larp(tm) aluminium sword, when the bloke started pleading for mercy.

"-I'll do anything ya' wantin laddie! I'll give ya three wishes, I will."
"-Alright, you irish pope you!" said I.
First wish I wished for good looks, and evidently the wish came true.
Second I wished to be the better of men, hence my sainthood.
Third wish was like out of the end of Aladdin.
"-I wish you were free! You're free Pope! Free like the wind!" and he called a cab and drove to the airport.

Few people know this, but in reality popes are like beardless leprechauns.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:22 pm

Delightful.

Well, it would be.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:44 pm

Blargh wrote:Delightful.

Well, it would be.

Do you mean the leprechauns or the apocalypse?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:51 pm

If I know Blargh like I think I don't, I'd wager he means both.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:57 pm

Oh, yes...

He must be refering to the four leprechauns of the apocalypse.

Kahgan · Post by **Kahgan** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:11 pm

Rosh(ambo) is russian? thouhgt he was german...