Tamiflu

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:30 pm

I got lots, so i will survive.

The Swedes are experiencing some neat stuff about the birdflu, it has spread to dogs, cats and various other mammals in just a few days, it wont be long now for the second plauge to strike. I guess people will be very scared and shit the first month when the plauge starts, but eventually anarchy will break loose. If the flu does not start in scandinavia it'll propably mutate in Africa - them chickenloving congoids are digging up mass-graves of contaminated chicken, and eats it.

I'll probably go north when it strikes, and avoid civilization for a couple of years - what will you do?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:33 pm

I'll evolve to a fish, just like Kevin did.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:34 pm

I'll just go home.

I'll probably take a few thousand people with me... If theyÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢re good that is.

I'm watching you Antimeasure.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:36 pm

You better be, i'll beat your whole fucking family to bits.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:41 pm

I have just restocked my supply of potassium iodide pills and polished my gas mask. I'M PREPARED.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:21 pm

Antimeasure wrote:You better be, i'll beat your whole fucking family to bits.

THAT'S IT!!!

IM LEAVING YOU BEHIND!!!

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:22 pm

I'm gonna be the Anti-Christ. Secretary of the United Nations.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:29 pm

All those epidemies are bullshit for medias. Anyone remember SARS? Or that other thing? Where are they now?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:30 pm

Birds are dying all over the place oh god

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:36 pm

Geno wrote:I'm gonna be the Anti-Christ. Secretary of the United Nations.

I thought Bono was the Anti-Christ. At least he's spreading malicious pacifist propaganda.

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:23 pm

Don't worry. The Edge is a super secret agent robot created by the CIA and Dow Chemicals back in 1957 to handle just such a situation. He's been colecting data on the Bono Anti-Christ since the late 1970s and will spring into action when the signal is given. We are safe in his powerful robot hands.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:24 pm

There this secret vacinne that will stop bird flu. All you have to do is cook your chikcen and make sure your cats and dogs don't eat any birds. If bird flu does hit the USA in full force, our sewage system will explode from everyone taking a dumb and diaherra.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:26 pm

Bono loves skinless children.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:27 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:There this secret vacinne that will stop bird flu... Blah, Blah Blah...

Are raw eggs stll OK?

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:29 pm

Yes, but only as suppositories.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:35 pm

Is there any other way???

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:35 pm

Indulging uncommon sense, have taken precautions. Will be having too much fun watching them all snuff it messily, painfully, to do much at all when It hits. Yes. Will be a gas. Can't wait. Well, can, will, but would prefer obvious alternative.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:22 pm

BUT. Penguins are birds! What with The Penguins?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:50 pm

They're non migratory birds, if anyone should ask. Otherwise, the elevator will keep them safe.

Jesus Christ · Post by **Jesus Christ** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:16 pm

It's the ducks you need to watch out for. Ducks and planeloads of people.