Is it bent?

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:31 am

The twin got out.

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:39 am

Did have the J-hook for awhile but it was neither left nor right but rather straight up. Ladies love the J-hook. For some reason though it got unbent in early high school.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:44 pm

Kind of looks like this eh.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:19 pm

You fuck! I was gonna say it's like a pretzel.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:34 am

Koki wrote:Pretzel.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:23 am

I'm guessing it was the nurses last day at work when she was circumsizing susan's penis.

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:28 am

My penis is perfectly straight.

But I urinate in a totally different direction.

T_T;

Baby arm's evil twin · Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:13 am

There's nothin I hate more than a strait shooter.

Except maybe Jesus, baby arm, and scorpion who are anything but straight.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:18 pm

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:15 pm

Why didn't you double post that?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:15 pm

I don't like to cheat.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:16 pm

17 to go

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:29 pm

I fucking hate it when the direction of my piss deviates from It's intended trajectory when it is -and often times quite drastically so- deflected by the prepuce.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:06 pm

That's why I sit to piss under some circumstances.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:59 pm

Yea. While not as rewarding as pissing from a standing position....the more elegant and therefor neccesarily less masculine approach of doing so while seated IS more pratical given that it virtually annihilates the need to rid the toilet of abundantly dispersed splashes of piss afterwards.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:59 pm

put a flashlight behind and between your legs to illuminate the yellow jedi piss sword. fence away your imaginary foes...

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:20 pm

Does this work with shit too?

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:32 pm

you just need a shitload of more wattage in the light. magik caca sword.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:30 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:That's why I sit to piss under some circumstances.

What?

baby arm · Post by **baby arm** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:53 am

I like to dance to my inner drummer when I urinate.

Duck and Cover

Is it bent?

Is your penis bent?