Is it bent?
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What is considered bent? There really is no such thing unless your cock takes a 90 degree at the middle. Penises that lift more than parrallel to the ground is natural, though it may because u have a short dick. ALso your penis going slighlty to the left or right but is still straight is normal too, its just the positioning of your body at the moment or how you were sitting before.
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It is my theory that the male penis' bent to the side is caused by excessive(or far too strenuous) masturbation, right-handed males who hoist the bratworst far too often will experience a bend to the left, whereas left-handed ones will suffer a similar shift to the right.
Furthermore, as the ratio of right-bent to left-bent penises is the same as the ratio of right-handed to left-handed individuals this further proves my hypothesis and also tells us that right-handed men and left-handed men are equally wankers.
Furthermore, as the ratio of right-bent to left-bent penises is the same as the ratio of right-handed to left-handed individuals this further proves my hypothesis and also tells us that right-handed men and left-handed men are equally wankers.
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Although it sounds like a bad dream, it can happen. Discussing this in casual terms almost always causes men to cross their legs in response to the mere thought of this catastrophe. Even seasoned medical professionals cringe.
An erect penis is hard - almost like a bone - because it is full of blood under pressure. Imagine a 5-inch length of very lightweight but rigid plastic pipe. If you bend it sharply, it will fracture. A stiffy is similar to that plastic pipe. It's full of blood, and just under the skin it is encased in a tight canvas like circular ligament - almost like a bandage. If your erect penis is made to bend too hard, you can actually tear that ligament-bandage and break your dick like a wooden matchstick.
The vast majority of these injuries occur during sexual activity. Most patients are, however, so embarrassed that they will often manufacture elaborate stories that involve walking into walls and slamming doors. In these scenarios, the old adage 'truth is stranger than fiction' becomes significant.
"The symptom complex is fairly classic", says urologist Dr Damien Png. Typically, the insertee is lying on his back, and when his penis becomes dislodged from whatever orifice he is pummelling, a hasty (and no doubt off-the-mark) attempt to reinsert it by his partner (who is on top) may lead the penis to bend unnaturally. A loud snap and excruciating pain always follows, as well as the rapid development of a dramatic bruise - which can swell to the size of a small orange. Ouch.