Hogzilla II: Hogzilla Strikes Again!

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:36 am

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... mage=large

I can't believe I forgot to post this yesterday.

"It feels really good," Jamison, of Pickensville, said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

He killed a boar that weighed 1,051 pounds (476.725581 kilograms for you non-imperial fags) and measured 9' 4" (2.8448 meters for you non-imperial fags) from snout to ass. With a .50 pistol. And at least eight rounds.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:51 am

eight shots? what a prick

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:42 am

Eight shots, three hours of chasing, and an execution. He was a prick. Look at the article, it's some fatty of an 11 year old.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:36 pm

Turns out, it was his grandma.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:52 pm

It lived in the woodshed ?

planeinfant wrote:imperial

OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:58 pm

why did they have to kill such a beautiful mononokianesque animal. life is not fair and all people should be vegetarians. and mangas.

sah · Post by **sah** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:23 pm

chasing - in a what, an SUV?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:02 pm

In the zoo

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:54 pm

Megatron wrote:why did they have to kill such a beautiful mononokianesque animal. life is not fair and all people should be mangas.

That part (edited) was my exact thought process.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:15 pm

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5

Monster Pig

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:18 pm

some facets of american life make me so sad

guns guns guns its part of our heritage! guns guns guns hunting for sport guns THE KID IS 11 YEARS OLD WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO SHOOT A GUN LET ALONE A 50 CALIBRE PISTOL WHAT THE FUCK

also: what a sweet sport. there is an incredibly rare animal. we will likely never see anything like this ever again. hyuk hyuk, lets go shoot it for fun! yeeeeeeeehaw!

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun May 27, 2007 12:04 am

johnnygothisgun wrote: also: what a sweet sport. there is an incredibly rare animal. we will likely never see anything like this ever again. hyuk hyuk, lets go shoot it for fun! yeeeeeeeehaw!

Exactly. Why wouldn't they contact the authorities so people coujld study the live creatujre? Fucking rednecks. My U key is stuck to my J key.

Here's the heroe's bio. A christian too, what a surprise.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Sun May 27, 2007 12:57 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:
johnnygothisgun wrote: also: what a sweet sport. there is an incredibly rare animal. we will likely never see anything like this ever again. hyuk hyuk, lets go shoot it for fun! yeeeeeeeehaw!
Exactly. Why wouldn't they contact the authorities so people coujld study the live creatujre? Fucking rednecks. My U key is stuck to my J key.

Here's the heroe's bio. A christian too, what a surprise.

Bah, he's a Rambo in the making. A true patriot.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:01 am

Killing's as easy as breathing :slogan of '07:

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:32 am

Try reading both the negative and positive comments.

There are some really disturbing ones between both.
Funny how much of it is "in the name of god".

I doubt the creature was healthy.. anything that big must require a lot to keep it going, and it was probably more prone to injuries or diseases anyway.

I don't think it's healthy for the kid either, to kill at so young an age. I hope he reflects on it later on.

Who knows, in ten years someone might mistake him for a Hogzilla...

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:59 am

Killing's as easy as longhand multiplication!

That's right, I said it!

"I support an American's right to bear arms, after all it's in the Constitution. However, I also understand the need for a ban on assault weapons. To me, the death of this hogbeast represents the death of assault weapon-related shootings in The United States. It's time for a change. It's time for a color that AMericans can trust." -Pink

Vote America, Vote Pink

Splatterpope · Post by **Splatterpope** » Sun May 27, 2007 4:43 am

Damn kid, I would have paid to go on a ride on that thing.

PsychoSnipers · Post by **PsychoSnipers** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:36 am

Hopefully the kid was smart nuff to have a good spot to run to, cause a regular boar is dangerous, one that big is fuckin dangerous.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:32 am

Saw it on the local news today and GOD DAMN was I right. The kid is a little fatass. Like serious. And his dad's a porker, too.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:56 am

no surprise there. all american hicks are fatties with shotguns, huh