Fallout 3 Perk Contest

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cazsim83

You're a foolish loser and people avoid you.
In general, where ever you go, people turn away from you and pretend to be deaf, blind or French when you start talking to them. You get minus -10 on all attributes and lose 300% of all your skills and all your savegames got deleted. Also we've sent out mercenaries to slaughter your family. You should stop playing and commit suicide.
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Bethsoft wrote:The unlock function is available in Fallout 3 Collector's Edition only. To order your copy, please visit store.bethsoft.com/


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Fallout 3 perk pack $2.79
By community, for community! Intensify your roleplaying experience even further by trying out some of the fans' finest, including such perks as Glowing hands, Nuka-Cola addict and Infrared vision. No perks sold separately.

Fallout 3 realistic weapons pack $2.79
Tired of the Nuclear catapult and Bozar mkII? No problem! Blast away muties with a H&K G36C, 5.56mm Colt M4A3 or if you like to keep 'em close, a reinforced steel katana!

Dogmeat $3.99
Dogmeat is a vault dweller's best friend! Armed with teeth and a vicious nature, this four-legged beast can be the difference between victory and quick-load in a fierce brawl against tuff wasteland raiders.

TES4: Oblivion character importer $1.79
Download this super duper add-on if you want to travel the wastes with your favorite TES4 character.

Patrick Stewart speech pack $1.79
Due to the popular request, Bethsoft welcomes back the acclaimed Hollywood actor! This time, Mr. Stewart assumes the role of Vault 101 janitor. Watch him grunt and mumble as he keeps the corridors clean.

* Brotherhood of Steel interface $3.99
This interface will cause extreme eye damage to those who forget to wear protective eye gear, it's so awesome! Detailed with BoS insignia, hi-tech buttons and gadgets, and a radio station switch you feel like you're observing the world through a power armor helmet.

* Fusion car racing simulator $3.99
This add-on will unlock the fenced gate of the Megaton race track. Choose your ride from many alternatives - ranging from a steam-powered tractor to a fusion-powered Chrysalis GX400 Deluxe. 3 different tournament modes, including demolition derby! Watch out, a bump too many and you might inititiate a nuclear chain reaction.


Other downloads
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* Fallout 3 game manual in PDF $0.79

* Fallout3.exe crash fix $1.79


Please note - Add-ons marked with the * symbol require the Fallout 3 - Wannamingo caverns expansion pack in order to work


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is this for real?
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Dreadnought wrote:cazsim83

You're a foolish loser and people avoid you.
In general, where ever you go, people turn away from you and pretend to be deaf, blind or French when you start talking to them. You get minus -10 on all attributes and lose 300% of all your skills and all your savegames got deleted. Also we've sent out mercenaries to slaughter your family. You should stop playing and commit suicide.
Perks always have an upside, dumbass. You can go anywhere you want, steal anything, loot anybody, trespass anywhere, and people will only yell at you or ignore you.

Dreadnought - Men like you more and you get a bonus to charisma with them (especially those who have INT<10), but little children run away screaming, and you get a bonus to talking with girls because they realize you could never satisfy them (they saw your pic)
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VasikkA wrote:Fallout3.exe crash fix $1.79
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In a situation like this i prefer a spectrum elephant.
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cazsim83 wrote:
Dreadnought wrote:cazsim83

You're a foolish loser and people avoid you.
In general, where ever you go, people turn away from you and pretend to be deaf, blind or French when you start talking to them. You get minus -10 on all attributes and lose 300% of all your skills and all your savegames got deleted. Also we've sent out mercenaries to slaughter your family. You should stop playing and commit suicide.
Perks always have an upside, dumbass. You can go anywhere you want, steal anything, loot anybody, trespass anywhere, and people will only yell at you or ignore you.

Dreadnought - Men like you more and you get a bonus to charisma with them (especially those who have INT<10), but little children run away screaming, and you get a bonus to talking with girls because they realize you could never satisfy them (they saw your pic)
Stop trying so hard. :drunk:
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Well they wont shit themself, but perhaps they might nuke Herv! :D Perhaps a small victory is possible! :D
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Dogmeatlives wrote:
POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Perk Name: The Pete

Perk Description: From constantly smiling to get your picture taken your face has become deformed in such a way that you now look retarded. You take -9 CHARISMA and -4 ENDURANCE because your nose has become too retarded to take in enough air for you to do anything useful. Also -10 to STRENGTH cause your a swell guy or something.
:dance: I think we have a winner. :dance:



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The Clap

Your charm rolls almost always fail but at least most people are scared to fuck with you.
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Mad Max RW wrote:Just submit all the original perks. You know only a handful are coming back anyway.
Thats were you are wrong! Remember how all of the developers said how they never played fallout! How would they know any of the original perks, yet alone suspend their retardness long enough to come up with something simelar!

I guess this news segment also reveals that there actually is going to be perks in the game!

Yet another thing butt-raped! At least console-swell guy like Jizim234 are going to be happy!
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Post by Goretheglowingone »

child molester:

you have a keen wardrobe and no one expects
you, you can be welcome at the table with the unknowing parents +10 charisma / -5 on strength
as you can now where only one glove.
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Bethesda Intern:

You get ten thousand caps to spend on anything you wish that isn't related to the wasteland in any way. Being a pokemon trainer just got better.
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Post by MadBill »

Carpel Tunnel:

Strange new console controller looked like a good idea.
On the plus side, you just broke your thumb.
I miss the good ol' USSA.
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I guess I'm a traitorous bastard but I actually submitted some entries to the thing...



Mangled Wretch

With this perk you will receive a bonus 10% chance to hit on all targeted shots as well as a 25% increased critical chance when using one handed weapons. The only problem is you won't have a choice. With this perk you will have a permanently crippled left arm and leg, making two handed weapons unusable and reducing your movement speed substantially. High Karma characters will gain a bonus "compassion" special ability that grants an increased rate of success on "speech challenges." Extremely low Karma characters will gain a similar "repulsion" special ability.


Fetishist

Before escaping into the wastes you were the Vault's go to guy for all leather work and repairs. Unfortunately more often than not this did not mean repairing those jackets and belts but rather crafting them into freaky fetish objects. Given your experience in leather work you are able to modify and reinforce all leather armor types in order to receive higher defensive benefits. The only downside is your "unique" craftsmanship might offend some the wasteland's more conservative denizens.
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Post by TelemachusSneezed »

People all over the world, join hands, start a love train, a love train.
Death to quotes.
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Beginner's Luck

For the first 10 levels you gain 50% accuracy bonus and 25% damage bonus to all firearms - downside is when you shoot you have a 25%-50% chance of getting knocked on your ass.
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hey cool ideas Aonaran, I wanna see that dildo armor :yes:
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Post by Goretheglowingone »

cannibal=

frequent random encounters of solitary farmers , merchants, and runaway children.
by consuming the flesh of other humans
you regain health as well as gaining
ownership over what ever your recent meal owned.

small children run from you and traders give you better prices.
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Post by VasikkA »

Not only does your suggestion suck, the contest is over.
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