Live in a silo!

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 5:07 am

<strong>[Community -> Update]</strong>

<b>Made in China</b> has send me a <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 773">funny link</a> on <a href="http://www.ebay.com">eBay</a>. For those interested, you can now purchase a former US Atlas-F series missile silo home. Here's a blurb:<Br><blockquote><b>ATLAS-F MISSILE SILO HOME FEATURES</b> (above ground house) Open floor plan home w/ weed, island fireplace and wrap around covered porch, a large garage which has a secret escape hatch to the underground. The surface home doubles as an entrance to the Launch Control Center (LCC) and Silo below. See photo of keypad entry locking steel doors.<div align="center"><a href="http://silohomes.com"><img src="/miscpics/silohome.gif" height="191" width="243"></a></div>The entire site has been tested and the results show that the LCC, silo and surrounding area has no contamination </blockquote>You can find out more info from <a href="http://silohomes.com">Silohomes.com</a>.

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 5:23 am

I'd really like that idea, though 2mil$ + is a bit over my budget... I also figure just maybe an old russian missile silo is programmed to hit that one (I don't really see why actually since the US missiles would have been lauched before the russian ones would have hit their target anyway), or something, or is on someone important targets list...

Anyway, it's military link just gives me the creeps...

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 5:44 am

Did anyone else get the hankering to click on the "Buy it Now" button (at a modestly priced $25,000,000)? Or was it just me?

OTB

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 6:54 am

Maybe if we get 25 of us together and kick in $1M each or 100 people to kick in $250K? We would be guaranteed to survive when GWB starts his idiotic war with Saddam and the rest of the moslem world.

Deathy · Post by **Deathy** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 9:55 am

No contamination? I'm sold!

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 12:20 pm

"This may be your last chance to find an uncontaminated and usable hardened underground complex."

Ummm.... I'll build my own for 25 Million thanks. Although...

"By participating, you are not entering into a contract to purchase this property. You are, however, expressing serious interest in the property and in pursuing contract discussions. Please refer to our Guidelines for non-binding auctions."

... on second thoughts...

*places a bid to "express his serious interest"*

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 4:10 pm

Does the price include an ICBM?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 6:51 pm

Nah, they probably got rid of all the goodies. There may have forgotten the armoury, though.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 9:51 pm

Nice bid... but if I had 25 million dollars I would prefer to waste them one week before the pending apocalypse.

It would be one hell of a week... :twisted:

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Sep 20, 2002 10:14 pm

That would be pretty darn dope.

http://www.missilebases.com/

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 2:17 am

Jimmyjay86 wrote:Maybe if we get 25 of us together and kick in $1M each or 100 people to kick in $250K? We would be guaranteed to survive when GWB starts his idiotic war with Saddam and the rest of the moslem world.

It's nice to see you're still a fuckwit, Jimmy.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 6:51 pm

Fuckwit! That means stupid right? Maybe stupid like someone who doesn't know how to spell? Like someone who doesn't know how to spell "Warroid". You must have been thinking of the spelling for hemorrhoid. It would make more sense that you are an "Angry Hemorrhoid", because you are a major pain in the ass.

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 9:49 pm

::sniff-sniff::

Smell that boys and girls? That's the aroma (read: odor) of Love, DaC-style.

Now, could you imagine 25 of us cooped up in a silo together?

"There will be bloodshed in T-Minus Six..." comes to mind...

OTB

HanoverF · Post by **HanoverF** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 10:22 pm

Nice to know that once my whole orbital death laser scheme pays off theres a ready made Lair I can spend my ill gotten gains on

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sun Sep 22, 2002 3:54 am

Jimmyjay86 wrote:Fuckwit! That means stupid right? Maybe stupid like someone who doesn't know how to spell? Like someone who doesn't know how to spell "Warroid". You must have been thinking of the spelling for hemorrhoid. It would make more sense that you are an "Angry Hemorrhoid", because you are a major pain in the ass.

Obviously, because only a fuckwit would try to correct someone's spelling of an imaginary construct while leaving out commas left and right, right?

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 8:39 am

Saint_Proverbius wrote:
Jimmyjay86 wrote:Fuckwit! That means stupid right? Maybe stupid like someone who doesn't know how to spell? Like someone who doesn't know how to spell "Warroid". You must have been thinking of the spelling for hemorrhoid. It would make more sense that you are an "Angry Hemorrhoid", because you are a major pain in the ass.
Obviously, because only a fuckwit would try to correct someone's spelling of an imaginary construct while leaving out commas left and right, right?

Speaking of commas, I thought there wasn't supposed to be one before "because" in this instance because the "major pain in the ass" statement is dependent on what's before itÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â¹.

Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¹Just wanted to share in the love. Using Commas