Extremely important Fallout news!
Extremely important Fallout news!
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More silly time-wasting... c'mon, admit it... you love it! The <a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi ... +and+Cover" target="_blank">Prior-art-o-matic</a> reveals:<blockquote><b>Duck and Cover</b>
Duck and Cover is an ornately-engraved sphere that's invisible to the naked eye! It keeps your teeth clean.
<b>Saint Proverbius</b>
Saint Proverbius is a T-shirt that costs less than 20 pounds! It catalogues its contents and wears a waistcoat and tie.
<b>Killzig</b>
Killzig is a headband that can be programmed to perform simple tasks, is powered by a single hamster and is made entirely of wood.
<b>Fallout</b>
Fallout is a razor that catches small fish and works at twice the normal speed.
<b>Black Isle Studios</b>
Black Isle Studios is a sofa that mimics the movements of a lizard! It can be used by the whole family.
<b>Interplay</b>
Interplay is an iMac that's transparent, cures all known illnesses and looks like a false moustache.
</blockquote></em>We now resume our regular programming. Thank you for your time.
More silly time-wasting... c'mon, admit it... you love it! The <a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi ... +and+Cover" target="_blank">Prior-art-o-matic</a> reveals:<blockquote><b>Duck and Cover</b>
Duck and Cover is an ornately-engraved sphere that's invisible to the naked eye! It keeps your teeth clean.
<b>Saint Proverbius</b>
Saint Proverbius is a T-shirt that costs less than 20 pounds! It catalogues its contents and wears a waistcoat and tie.
<b>Killzig</b>
Killzig is a headband that can be programmed to perform simple tasks, is powered by a single hamster and is made entirely of wood.
<b>Fallout</b>
Fallout is a razor that catches small fish and works at twice the normal speed.
<b>Black Isle Studios</b>
Black Isle Studios is a sofa that mimics the movements of a lizard! It can be used by the whole family.
<b>Interplay</b>
Interplay is an iMac that's transparent, cures all known illnesses and looks like a false moustache.
</blockquote></em>We now resume our regular programming. Thank you for your time.
Re: Extremely important Fallout news!
Nah, here's the real ones!
Now mine:
Rosh
Rosh is like a normal chainsaw, but it's inflammable.
<b>Black Isle Studios</b>
Black Isle Studios is a sofa that mimics the movements of a lizard! It is often used by the whole family for licentious fun!
<b>Interplay</b>
Interplay is an iMac that's transparent and just as useless and obsolete, causes all known illnesses and looks like a false French moustache.
Now mine:
Rosh
Rosh is like a normal chainsaw, but it's inflammable.
- Forty-six & Two
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Cool.Kreegle is a mobile phone that's water-resistant and can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens.
They really like water proof stuff at that site dont they?Forty-six & Two is a postage stamp that's also available in white and is completely waterproof.
Thats quite convinient...Pyro is a biro that spins about its axis, secretes a sticky glue and kills cockroaches.
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George Bush Jr. is a stick of chewing gum that never gets tired and is laced with vodka.
The Master is a bicycle that blocks spam email, doesn't take no for an answer and can cook small meals. Sounds believable...
Secret Agent Frank Horrigan, United States Secret Service is a sandwich-toaster that's made entirely of wood! It records everything you say and obeys simple instructions. Looks like they have played Fallout 2...
President Dick Richardson is like a normal teddybear, but it's actually just a solid block of plastic.
General Roger Maxson is a riot shield! It keeps track of your personal calendar!
Timothy Cain is a fridge magnet that has been featured in Star Trek! It gets +2 to kill undead. Is this a subliminal message about Troika's new games?
Leonard Boyarsky is a personal organiser that keeps children amused! It catches small fish.
Joshua E. Sawyer is a speaker system that repels bees!
Jessica Urquhart is a bar of soap that pushes things down staircases and is transparent.
Etc.
The Master is a bicycle that blocks spam email, doesn't take no for an answer and can cook small meals. Sounds believable...
Secret Agent Frank Horrigan, United States Secret Service is a sandwich-toaster that's made entirely of wood! It records everything you say and obeys simple instructions. Looks like they have played Fallout 2...
President Dick Richardson is like a normal teddybear, but it's actually just a solid block of plastic.
General Roger Maxson is a riot shield! It keeps track of your personal calendar!
Timothy Cain is a fridge magnet that has been featured in Star Trek! It gets +2 to kill undead. Is this a subliminal message about Troika's new games?
Leonard Boyarsky is a personal organiser that keeps children amused! It catches small fish.
Joshua E. Sawyer is a speaker system that repels bees!
Jessica Urquhart is a bar of soap that pushes things down staircases and is transparent.
Etc.
Well, considering they are walking on a sci-fi game (Star-Trek element) AND a high-fantasy one (hence the undead), I would have to say yes.DJ Slamák wrote: Timothy Cain is a fridge magnet that has been featured in Star Trek! It gets +2 to kill undead. Is this a subliminal message about Troika's new games?
Extremely important Fallout news indeed.
USA is like a normal retinal implant, but it quacks like a duck.
VasikkA is a sticking plaster that vibrates! It has room for an armband inside and is heavier than it looks.
Finland is a sticking plaster that vibrates! It has room for an armband inside and is heavier than it looks.
OMG, Me=Finland!
viagra is a new type of vegetable that looks bigger than it really is!
god is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting.
Hey, it's not even randomized. Great stuff!
USA is like a normal retinal implant, but it quacks like a duck.
VasikkA is a sticking plaster that vibrates! It has room for an armband inside and is heavier than it looks.
Finland is a sticking plaster that vibrates! It has room for an armband inside and is heavier than it looks.
OMG, Me=Finland!
viagra is a new type of vegetable that looks bigger than it really is!
god is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting.
Hey, it's not even randomized. Great stuff!
- Insane-Lark
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- Stealth Rabbit
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yes, yes it is
Behold my ignorance and sloth, for I am AMERICAN!
<a href="mailto::cha0srf@aol.com" Subject= "SPAM ME!">MAIL ALL OF YOUR SPAM RIGHT HERE!</a>
<a href="mailto::cha0srf@aol.com" Subject= "SPAM ME!">MAIL ALL OF YOUR SPAM RIGHT HERE!</a>
Black Isle Studios is a sofa that mimics the movements of a lizard! It can be used by the whole family.
Chris Avellone is like a normal credit card, but it can interface with your artificial limb.
Tim Cain is like a normal bicycle, but it looks like a glass bead.
Brian Fargo is a belt buckle that makes reassuring noises!
Fallout 3 is an ornately-engraved sphere! It hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet!
Fallout 2 is a suppository! It keeps drinks cold!
Fallout Tactics is like a normal bubble-car, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine.
Troika is a bathtub that pings when it's ready!
Php is a hearing aid! It weighs anything you put on top of it!
Dogmeat is a window pane that has been blessed by a priest!
Vault 13 is a T-shirt! It looks like a contraceptive device!
No Mutants Allowed is a handheld telephone that connects to the Internet and can disable electrical hardware.
Odin is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork.
Chris Avellone is like a normal credit card, but it can interface with your artificial limb.
Tim Cain is like a normal bicycle, but it looks like a glass bead.
Brian Fargo is a belt buckle that makes reassuring noises!
Fallout 3 is an ornately-engraved sphere! It hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet!
Fallout 2 is a suppository! It keeps drinks cold!
Fallout Tactics is like a normal bubble-car, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine.
Troika is a bathtub that pings when it's ready!
Php is a hearing aid! It weighs anything you put on top of it!
Dogmeat is a window pane that has been blessed by a priest!
Vault 13 is a T-shirt! It looks like a contraceptive device!
No Mutants Allowed is a handheld telephone that connects to the Internet and can disable electrical hardware.
Odin is a rocket launcher that runs on six little wheels! It is powered by clockwork.
Section8 is a refrigerator that's great for hammering in nails! It sticks to the skin and is ten feet tall.
That should read "and feels bigger once its inside, honestly!"Gareth is a Christmas tree that tells you when people are lying, is fully recycleable and is bigger on the inside than the outside.
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Only a real artist knows the actual anatomy of the terrible, or the physiology of fear - the exact sort of lines and proportions that connect up with latent instincts or heriditary memories of fright, and the proper colour contrasts and lighting effects to stir the dormant sense of strangeness.
Only a real artist knows the actual anatomy of the terrible, or the physiology of fear - the exact sort of lines and proportions that connect up with latent instincts or heriditary memories of fright, and the proper colour contrasts and lighting effects to stir the dormant sense of strangeness.
- Max-Violence
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Or,MV is a Christmas tree that can only be operated by a trained professional!
That second one gives be a good idea for a new type of item in my FOT maps :mrgreen:Max-Violence is a first-aid kit that shoots laser beams! It emits heat.
Then there's this one:
BTW, guess where I work...Wal-Mart is a walking stick that looks really, really good! It keeps food warm.
I love this one:
Life is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.
Shit is a cardboard box that can be assembled from common household parts! It quacks like a duck and changes colour to reflect your mood.
College is a tricycle that expands at the touch of a button, hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet and catches small fish.
Earth is a towel that does exactly what it says on the tin and glows with an eerie green light.
Forrest Gump is an explosive device! It makes popcorn!
The Internet is an oven that comes with its own storage kennel!
Now if only I knew what an RSS feed is...Microsoft is a bedside table that keeps you warm at night and provides an RSS feed.
You know, that's not far from the truth! (Referring to the "harmful gases" part, of course).Windows is a greetings card that helps around the home, clamps to your wrist and emits harmful gases.
I could spend all day playing with this website!
Well, it got the "looks better than it sounds" part rightPeople is a fork that makes you invisible, looks better than it sounds and fetches sticks.
OK, I draw a line at bacteria. Time to put the webpage down...Stuff is a strain of bacteria that cleans itself!
Aw, what the hell?
WTF is a trouser press? An iron?Internet Explorer is like a normal trouser press, but it can be assembled from common household parts.
Er, one more:
Prior-Art-O-Matic is an oven that has been featured in Star Trek! It is monogrammed (up to three letters) and spins about its axis.
Closing our eyes forces us to look
At the darkness inside.
Our emotions always find us
Regardless of where we hide.
maxviolence@hotmail.com
http://mvmaphub.duckandcover.cx <--- Updated July 10th, 2006
At the darkness inside.
Our emotions always find us
Regardless of where we hide.
maxviolence@hotmail.com
http://mvmaphub.duckandcover.cx <--- Updated July 10th, 2006
- the guardian
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jesus
jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes
god
god is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting
nitch
nitche is a sofa! It dissolves dirt!
a horde of penis shaped cockroaches
a horde of penis shaped cockroaches is a mobile phone that cuts through stone as if it were butter! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks.
and finaly
the guardian
the guardian is a greetings card that costs less than £20! It is made of solid gold and is completely waterproof
jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes
god
god is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting
nitch
nitche is a sofa! It dissolves dirt!
a horde of penis shaped cockroaches
a horde of penis shaped cockroaches is a mobile phone that cuts through stone as if it were butter! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks.
and finaly
the guardian
the guardian is a greetings card that costs less than £20! It is made of solid gold and is completely waterproof
Hello New Jersey
- OnTheBounce
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- Apocalypse 2077
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Several things which are important and/or relevant to me:-
Apocalypse 2077
Apocalypse 2077 is a CD player that never gets tired and has no moving parts.
Reading festival
Reading festival is a DVD player that squeaks! It is powered by a single hamster.
Sainsbury's supermarket
Sainsbury's supermarket is a CD-rom that keeps track of your personal calendar! It smells of flowers.
Condom machine
Condom machine is an explosive device that sticks to the skin and can speak twelve languages.
Burger King
Burger King is a suppository that walks on three mechanical legs! It automatically avoids obstacles.
Star Wars trilogy
Star Wars trilogy is a carpet that comes in seven different colours!
Matt Drake
Matt Drake is a bubble-car that keeps your carpets clean, clamps to your wrist and jams mobile phone frequencies.
Apocalypse 2077
Apocalypse 2077 is a CD player that never gets tired and has no moving parts.
Reading festival
Reading festival is a DVD player that squeaks! It is powered by a single hamster.
Sainsbury's supermarket
Sainsbury's supermarket is a CD-rom that keeps track of your personal calendar! It smells of flowers.
Condom machine
Condom machine is an explosive device that sticks to the skin and can speak twelve languages.
Burger King
Burger King is a suppository that walks on three mechanical legs! It automatically avoids obstacles.
Star Wars trilogy
Star Wars trilogy is a carpet that comes in seven different colours!
Matt Drake
Matt Drake is a bubble-car that keeps your carpets clean, clamps to your wrist and jams mobile phone frequencies.
After Y2K the end of the world became a cliche... there are now only personal apocalypses... - Max Payne
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, Apocalypse now
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, Apocalypse now