Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:18 pm
No, not often, but I usually get design ideas for Megaton while masturbating.
And I've built a zany machine that does it for me!S4ur0n27 wrote:I don't masturbate, I let my girlfriend do it for me
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How often do you masterbate?
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:08 pm
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:14 pm
So have I! I call it Paco and it runs on a bowl of rice and a glass of water per day.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:14 am
Same for me.S4ur0n27 wrote:I don't masturbate, I let my girlfriend do it for me
I actually have more pleasure masturbating a girl than to do it on myself. I'm getting pretty good at poking ladies with a finger in their inner sanctum.
Re: How often do you masterbate?
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:51 pm
Everytime I read something you type.ApTyp wrote:It's been bothering me quite some time that I don't know how often you people masturbate.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:59 pm
The question has proved to be quite popular 
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:51 am
I've sworn off masturbation until the Bills win the superbowl. I have a long road ahead of me.I don't know how often you people masturbate.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:01 pm
You're fucked? Hah ha.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:29 pm
If anyone here invested in FleshLight, please share your war stories 
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:18 pm
FleshLight?
¿Que?
¿Que?
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:23 pm
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:36 pm
Genius.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:46 pm
Oh Good God. That thing. D:
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:10 pm
Enlightening.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:15 pm
That'd be a useful gadget, but I don't think a 12 inch flashlight is very concealable. 
I'll never look at a flashlight the same way again. I also know now why flashlights are standard equipment for police officers. Donuts and flashlights, it all makes sense now.
I'll never look at a flashlight the same way again. I also know now why flashlights are standard equipment for police officers. Donuts and flashlights, it all makes sense now.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:19 pm
No, the flashlights are for molesting suspect's bumhole.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:28 pm
Yes, but a flashlight has 2 ends.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:38 pm
i'm gonna masterbate.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:06 am
Who needs their special flashlight, any ol' flashlight works. Just break the glass or take the batteries out.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:30 am
That depends entirely on your girth and pain threshold.St. Toxic wrote:Who needs their special flashlight, any ol' flashlight works. Just break the glass or take the batteries out.