Duck and Cover

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:22 pm**

I bet ripper was hardcore enough to use the broken glass end.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:24 pm**

Does fondling your anus even count as masturbation?

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:26 pm**

With, or without ejaculation?

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:28 pm**

I see your point.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:50 pm**

You don't need to squirt to masturbate.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:20 pm**

what about squirting a bit of vaseline onto your face and then get greasy face and rub your balls on face oh lordy brb

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:34 pm**

Just use a jar of worms.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:03 pm**

put eels in your anus

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:03 pm**

Did it work for you?

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:05 pm**

ApTyp wrote:Did it work for you?

No, I just saw it on a video, I'm not hardcore enough to do that myself

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:08 pm**

Well none of us is Japanese, so we are not hardcore enough either.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:09 pm**

Rex could do it, maybe?

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:10 pm**

Fuck Rex. He is so passe.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:50 pm**

Rex is so 2004.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:57 pm**

How often do you masterbate?

Every time I think of you.

SPLAT

Wish you were here.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:59 pm**

Haha, you made a gay joke and I laughed. Not at you, though. I laughed because gay jokes are funny. Yup.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:17 pm**

That was a gay joke?

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:18 pm**

Well, you have to admit, it was pretty gay.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:19 pm**

You're pretty gay.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:21 pm**

No, YOU're pretty gay.