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Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:27 am**

St. Toxic wrote:I would go and drink a glass of water before I got thirsty.

good idea but id also eat food before i got hungry and sleep before i got tired and so on.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:28 pm**

retard_yoshi wrote:iraq

meh

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:02 pm**

I would have looked another week to find a house instead of getting the crap-hole I'm in. Then again, I do get to leave in 4 days.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:58 pm**

retard_yoshi wrote: id also eat food before i got hungry and sleep before i got tired and so on.

I'd make multiple accounts on dac, based on your potential selection of screen names. All in spite.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:49 am**

ExtremeRyno wrote:he chased a customer out of the store with a crow-bar.

Please elaborate.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:24 pm**

Franz Schubert wrote:
ExtremeRyno wrote:he chased a customer out of the store with a crow-bar.
Please elaborate.

He was a big, fat, sweaty red-neck which is bad enough..But then the customer came in (she was a bar-hopping type red-neck) and just stood around talking about nothing in particular and smoking a few cigarettes with me as she was prone to doing every single day of the week. Anyhow, she started making fun of the fat guy, he got all angry. Then she decided to piss him off and said something about "Who's :insert long forgotten car here: was that on the side of the building? I broke the mirror off when I got out of my truck." So he got very angry, she started laughing and calling him names and making fat jokes, so he grabbed a crow-bar and started chasing her around the store with it and finally out into the parking lot where he proceeded to break out all her windows.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:31 pm**

White thrash rules. Never fail to amaze me with their idiocy. Let the bombs fall.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:12 pm**

I'd poop in the trashcan

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:39 pm**

Where did you poop? The sink (full points) ?

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:57 pm**

Poop in the urinal. That gets you ultimate style points in my book. I did it accidentally when I was really young, and ever since then it's my favorite thing. If you do it at your work or your school, it's hilarious because for the rest of the day, you'll hear people saying things like:

"OMG, some retard pooped in the urinal, can you believe it?"

And you'll just be laughing inside because you know it was you.

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:16 am**

Apparantly the fun thing to do back in my old high school was urinate all over the floors. It got so bad, over one summer they installed drainage grates and sloped the floors in all the bathrooms.

I'm going to go back in time and shoot Kennedy from the grassy knoll.

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:29 am**

You mean that wasn't already mandatory at your school?

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:13 am**

only if you live the rock and roll lifestyle that requires you to be a jerk

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:08 pm**

Wolfman Walt wrote:You mean that wasn't already mandatory at your school?

What, going back and shooting JFK?

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:11 pm**

Yeah! Grassy knoll sports day.

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:57 pm**

Naked_Lunch wrote:What, going back and shooting JFK?

Didn't your school have "Field day"?

Posted: **Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:39 pm**

I was home-schooled

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:03 am**

Naked_Lunch wrote:I was home-schooled

Also ?

Well, closed approximation thereof.

Given the state of the system, by all accounts an almost certain improvement.

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