Duck and Cover

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2008 9:02 pm**

Why is she wearing a huge push-up bra when she's flat as a surfboard?

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2008 10:22 pm**

All's I'm saying is I can't render final judgment on Alicia Keyes until I've seen a clear picture of her ass. All those photos are from the waist up, thus validating my "fat chick from Heart" theory.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2008 11:13 pm**

Cimmerian Nights wrote:All's I'm saying is I can't render final judgment on Alicia Keyes until I've seen a clear picture of her ass.

So what would you prefer it'd be? I know what Pooper would hope for. And suppose your theory is correct, she's still not Mariah Carey. :beachedwhale:

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2008 2:21 am**

She does have a big butt and she put on a few pounds awhile ago so i've kept my eye on her. She definitely has a big butt and thighs ready to come out if she eats some more, I would do her in the butt. She has the type of face like she just snorted cocaine and wants to fall asleep. Here is some pics of when she was on lettermen awhile ago, I think she was bigger in smoking aces.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index. ... f-the-day/

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2008 3:04 am**

God No! Horrible..

Smoking aces was ok, but she didnt really do anything for the movie. :genericblackchick:

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2008 3:32 am**

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index. ... f-the-day/

This is what I feared. It's not a horrible ass per se, but it's dumpy, and wants for some kind of rigorous activity - kind of like Hillary Clinton. And for a girl in her early 20s, it's all down hill from here.

Also, why the fuck is she wearing panties in that dress?
and damn she has some flap-jack titties.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 5:05 pm**

Her tits looks like fucking paperballs?

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 7:39 pm**

Cimmerian Nights wrote:horrible ass per se

LOLOLOL GET IT, GET IT !?!?!?
I know kashluk would

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 9:07 pm**

Please elaborate.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 10:48 pm**

:perkele:

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2008 12:21 am**

Good one ;D
Apparently there's also a company called Perse.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2008 4:26 am**

POOPERSCOOPER wrote: http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index. ... f-the-day/

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2008 6:04 am**

Srsly. Someone please hold me.

Duck and Cover

Smokin' Aces