Duck and Cover

Wise advice; Stay away from commitment, the last thing you want is paying for some child you didnt want in the first place. Not to speak about christmas fucking eve.

Blargh wrote:feel woefully gypped by your cruel withholding of pointed contrast and malice.

well you shouldn't. it'd be a sad day if I were to find amusement in such contrast.

The only advice I can give to you folks is don't expect to ever fall in love. I've never loved anybody, and have done fine in my life.

I'm with this girl now who I've been with for almost a month. She calls every other day asking if I want company or she wants to "cuddle" then ends up staying the night every time. I don't pay her anything, buy dinner, offer drinks, drugs, or anything else. Although I did take her out to breakfast on Sunday.
Some points I have to make: I've never called her once (I hate phones with a passion and refuse to buy a cellphone); only had to ask her to stay over one time, and that was after she suggested it; she's very hot; she lives with her family right now (looking for an apartment near me); I have my own house and three cars; I'm fucking rich and never spend a penny on stupid shit.
If you want to get a chick get yourself a couple nice cars, a house, money, work out regularly, don't show off, be smart, and be very careful.

Good, you've found yourself a girl who is very determined to find a husband. But you probably already know this.

Mad Max RW wrote: I'm with this girl now who I've been with for almost a month. She calls every other day asking if I want company or she wants to "cuddle" then ends up staying the night every time. I don't pay her anything, buy dinner, offer drinks, drugs, or anything else. Although I did take her out to breakfast on Sunday.
Some points I have to make: I've never called her once (I hate phones with a passion and refuse to buy a cellphone); only had to ask her to stay over one time, and that was after she suggested it; she's very hot; she lives with her family right now (looking for an apartment near me); I have my own house and three cars; I'm fucking rich and never spend a penny on stupid shit.

Yeah right. That's why you spend all your free time on DaC.

ya he even sends his computer into the shop so they can insert more ram, because he doesn't spend his money on stupid shit.

You really shouldn't need to validate your existence on your expeience between the sheets. I know the old adage; "Sex is like air. It's only important if you're not getting any." Admittedly, it is healthier, provided you're smart about it, than spending all of your time in front of the computer. I've accomplished plenty of both, and you know what? Sad as it makes me sound, I have better memories that involve my computer. More sober and less regretful, at least. Hell, if nothing else, remember the words of Woody Allen; "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love...."

Im with meltedface on that one. I get enough pussy from my g/f but all i remember is my computer lol. Maybe thats cause my comp fucks better.

Mad Max RW wrote:don't expect to ever fall in love
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don't show off, be smart, and be very careful.

Hear, hear. Material possessions don't matter until a later time, and I also agree with Antimeasure; don't ever commit your life to anyone/anything but your own well-being. And I don't mean being an egoistic insensitive prick, this time. If you're at ease, people around you are too.

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I forgot to mention that by GIRLs i mean hot ones not the apes that susan fucks. Anyone can get some emo goth and have sex with her.

Why won't you do that then if all you want is to get laid?

He wants his sex to mean something, obviously. no one wants to lose their virginity to some emo cunt unless u r into that thing and then it's okay i guess

Kashluk wrote:

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I forgot to mention that by GIRLs i mean hot ones not the apes that susan fucks. Anyone can get some emo goth and have sex with her.

Why won't you do that then if all you want is to get laid?

Its not just getting laid, its just being iwth a hot girl and knowing that she likes you. I'm a very deep man.

It doesn't really matter huh just float like an atom through time. Whatever you do doesn't make much of a difference, so you might as well do whatever seems best at the time and take some risks. You won't win if you don't play, but you won't lose either but if you have nothing to lose anyway who gives a buttfuck, just sort of do it and learn.

Megatron wrote: You won't win if you don't play, but you won't lose either but if you have nothing to lose anyway who gives a buttfuck, just sort of do it and learn.

I have to both agree and disagree on that one. Definitely agree on the don't win if you don't play, but I disagree on having nothing to lose when it comes to the fairer sense. Dickrot is a bad, bad, bad thing...

meltedface wrote: Dickrot is a bad, bad, bad thing...

actually, I half take that back. Dickrot is a bad, bad thing to happen to you, but funny as hell when someone else gets it.

Most of you are fucking sad and I'm clueless as to why I'm still here

Oh yeah, I'm a spammer

And you're not getting laid.

Not true.

hes getting laid but its with a guy so it doesn't count

Little boys don't count.