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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:27 pm
by Dreadnought
IIRC Jesus was the King of Jews.
And he was killed by rome-jerks in gay armor.
Therefore Jesus sucks in comparsion to Spock.
Compare, mortals!
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:29 am
by vx trauma
oy vey. have you ever smoked marijuana jesus? you know, the plant with 10000 seeds.
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:17 am
by Dreadnought
vx trauma wrote:oy vey. have you ever smoked marijuana jesus? you know, the plant with 10000 seeds.
Is that what people are selling to you?
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:26 pm
by Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD
You ever try Salvia?
I was unimpressed.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:24 am
by box
Yeah Ritalin. Wow. Smash it all up and snort it like a line of coke, then.
I see why nursing students take it to concentrate.
Ever swallow a laser beam? Maybe more like a death ray...
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:45 am
by Dreadnought
Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:You ever try Salvia?
I was unimpressed.
True.
I've heard kiddies saying that it's FUKKING ORSOM but in fact it's poor.
Lousy flash. Not long enough. Tastes like vomit.
Overall rating:
Perfect for US Americans ( 1/10 )
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:32 pm
by atoga
you have to smoke weed before, otherwise it only lasts for like ten minutes, flowers.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:20 am
by Franz Schubert
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:29 am
by Jeff
After about a month of waiting, my wine is finally ready. 20 litres of liquified heaven!
The joys of unemployment & inebriety.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:04 pm
by Franz Schubert
Are you bootlegging in your trailer park?
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:33 pm
by Subhuman
No, Franz. You see, they have these business establishments nowadays where average people can make their own wine with their choice of grapes, bottlings, etc. I assume that's the route Gimp Mask took. Yes, I see the "white trash" dig you were going for, but Gimp Mask isn't white trash, and I plain don't like you, so I piss all over your attempted humor. WATCH ME PISS.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:53 pm
by Nicolai
That time of the month again?
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:25 am
by Dreadnought
Gimp Mask wrote:After about a month of waiting, my wine is finally ready. 20 litres of liquified heaven!
The joys of unemployment & inebriety.
Already got a name for it?
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:12 pm
by Megatron
wine
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:28 pm
by Subhuman
Gimp Juice.
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:31 pm
by Dreadnought
Megatron wrote:wine
Yeah, dipshit.
Every wine needs a name.
Subhuman:
Gimp Juice is good.
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:51 pm
by Megatron
not every wine. i just made up a wine alright and its called wine.
SOMEONE CALL THE WINEBULANCE LOL THIS CRACKA WATCHED SIDEWAYS A FEW TO MANY TIMES
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:38 am
by Dreadnought
Megatron wrote:not every wine. i just made up a wine alright and its called wine.
SOMEONE CALL THE WINEBULANCE LOL THIS CRACKA WATCHED SIDEWAYS A FEW TO MANY TIMES
Reminds me of a polish rant...uhm... wine company.
"WINA MARKI WINO".
With slogans like:
CHEAP WINE IS GOOD WINE, BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP AND GOOD!
Some people claim, there is no wine in them, at all.
Worst crap ever.
Call your wine MAGGOTRON and claim it has a NUTTY AFTERTASTE.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:16 am
by baby arm
Pot grown in a PC.
Marek sez, "A few days ago police in Poland arrested a 17 year old kid who ran a mini-farm of cannabis inside his PC. The PC was normally used but modded to contain a light source, and keep humidity and temperature at proper levels."
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:03 am
by Franz Schubert
Nice, the Polish Gestapo is going around throwing kids in jail for growing an ounce of pot... brilliant.
