How often do you masterbate?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:32 am

Point, Walt, point. I've found the best way to measure such, given that the nose bleeds are (for me, at least) almost continuous, is (wait for it) -

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:32 am

Isn't that what my mom said? No...wait...Your mom...Whatever.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:44 pm

lol, "self-abuse"

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:10 pm

masturbation is bad because it takes
your thoughts away from jesus.
"The Devil made me do it"

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:20 pm

Actually I think of Jesus whenever I masturbate. That must make me a better person, aye?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:29 pm

I think of VasikkA when I beat off, especially when it bleeds.

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:41 pm

Kashluk wrote:Hey, come on, can't we all just be gay together? Stop in the name of love, for goodnes' sake!

You Batman! Me...Robin.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:53 pm

I see how you people get your more-than-a-thousand post counts... you're sick...

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:10 pm

Feel liberated through 'koffing. Thank you for your input, Geno, you pillock.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:39 am

Geno wrote:I see how you people get your more-than-a-thousand post counts... you're sick...

And this isn't even the Wasteland!

mikizameryki · Post by **mikizameryki** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:54 am

killers!!!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:12 pm

If that were so, cats would be extinct. Regardless, weary, ancient and as trite as the bearded lady in a tutu as a 'wholesome attraction'. And so, the apparent debut of mikizameryki . . .

How exciting.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:36 pm

Everytime you kill a god, masturbate some kittens.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:08 pm

Masturbate some god! Kittens kill you every time.

mikizameryki · Post by **mikizameryki** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:30 pm

what the hell, i ve never liked cats

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:52 am

Every time you kill kittens, God masturbates.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:46 am

God masturbates you every time a kitten kills.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:38 am

time kills god every time a chicken masturbates?

FAKE EDIT II: Chicken.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:07 pm

Eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et vero eos dolor ?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:59 pm

Gott masturbates Sie, evertime tÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¶te ich einen Kitten