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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:32 am
by Blargh
Point, Walt, point. I've found the best way to measure such, given that the nose bleeds are (for me, at least) almost continuous, is (wait for it) -
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:32 am
by ExtremeDrinker
Isn't that what my mom said? No...wait...Your mom...Whatever.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:44 pm
by ApTyp
lol, "self-abuse"
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:10 pm
by vx trauma
masturbation is bad because it takes
your thoughts away from jesus.
"The Devil made me do it"
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:20 pm
by VasikkA
Actually I think of Jesus whenever I masturbate. That must make me a better person, aye?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:29 pm
by Spazmo
I think of VasikkA when I beat off, especially when it bleeds.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:41 pm
by Kizmiaz
Kashluk wrote:Hey, come on, can't we all just be gay together? Stop in the name of love, for goodnes' sake!
You Batman! Me...Robin.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:53 pm
by Geno
I see how you people get your more-than-a-thousand post counts... you're sick...
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:10 pm
by Blargh
Feel liberated through 'koffing. Thank you for your input, Geno, you pillock.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:39 am
by VasikkA
Geno wrote:I see how you people get your more-than-a-thousand post counts... you're sick...
And this isn't even the Wasteland!
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:54 am
by mikizameryki
killers!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:12 pm
by Blargh
If that were so, cats would be extinct. Regardless, weary, ancient and as trite as the bearded lady in a tutu as a 'wholesome attraction'. And so, the apparent debut of mikizameryki . . .
How
exciting.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:36 pm
by Megatron
Everytime you kill a god, masturbate some kittens.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:08 pm
by St. Toxic
Masturbate some god! Kittens kill you every time.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 3:30 pm
by mikizameryki
what the hell, i ve never liked cats
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:52 am
by St. Toxic
Every time you kill kittens, God masturbates.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:46 am
by Wolfman Walt
God masturbates you every time a kitten kills.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:38 am
by Dan
time kills god every time a chicken masturbates?
FAKE EDIT II: Chicken.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:07 pm
by Blargh
Eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et vero eos dolor ?
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:59 pm
by Megatron
Gott masturbates Sie, evertime töte ich einen Kitten