Urban Ded

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:51 pm

http://www.urbandead.com/

Browser-based zombie game. It's fun for an amazing 3 minutes then you have to wait another day. Make sure to stay inside barricaded houses at the end of a turn and don't use your pistol to fight zombies.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:48 pm

Your a moron. This game absolutelly stinks.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:49 pm

I dunno, I got a kick out of it.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:57 pm

It is to be expected that the sublime MR Snake would declare others intellectually deficient over something as important as a difference of opinion. Insightful.

For the sake of being contrary, I thought the game was highly amusing.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:11 pm

no good

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:06 pm

mazing 3 minutes

Listen SHIT BREAD, this game is fun because you can nearly hit people with a fire-axe ok? Go back to NMA fuck face

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:54 pm

2 minutes 30 seconds would be mroe accurate. Yes it would.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:55 pm

Shit bread? How dare you?!!?!!

Lets see my history of the game.

You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
You fire your gun and miss the zombie.
Your out of bullets.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
You attempt to punch the zombie and miss.
end of turns.

Thats what I call good family entertainment.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:11 pm

You lack talent maybe

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:44 am

Megatron wrote: this game is fun because you can nearly hit people with a fire-axe ok?

Bloodlines.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:53 am

Didn't work in bloodlines for me. Every time I used the axe, instead of hitting anything, my character got some center gravity thing going and started spinning around his own axis.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:29 pm

This game suffers the same problem most webbrower games do, good idea but bad transition into a game.

But it's still just in beta stage so I hope they improve it abit more. More graphics would be nice.

EDIT:

Site overloaded. Hello, too-many-people from Metafilter, and anywhere else that's linked to Urban Dead as a result, and sorry, existing players.

Check back a bit later, and the load might have lightened.

What a way to kill the immersion. Thanks guys!

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:48 pm

Nothing beats car wars tho...

drochfhuaimniÃƒÆ’Ã‚Âº · Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:49 pm

Site overloaded. Hello, too-many-people from Metafilter, and anywhere else that's linked to Urban Dead as a result, and sorry, existing players.

Check back a bit later, and the load might have lightened.

Same thing happened to me. Pity, it didn't look half bad.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:51 pm

Aneurysm wrote:Nothing beats car wars tho...

Damn right, mofo!

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:31 pm

Since your last turn:

* Game News: Significant new game features have been added since your last move. Read Game News (08-01 21:13 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (08-02 01:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (08-02 06:52 GMT)
* Diseaser said "hello" (08-02 09:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 13:04 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 14:26 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:29 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:30 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (08-02 15:21 GMT)
* A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north. (08-02 16:51 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:40 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:41 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-02 19:03 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 20:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-02 21:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:52 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:54 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:55 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:58 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south. (08-03 03:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 08:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (08-04 13:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-04 15:06 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-04 18:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (08-04 19:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 20:17 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (08-04 22:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (08-04 23:50 GMT)
* A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-05 00:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (08-05 01:26 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-05 11:26 GMT)
* Game News: A tagging mission has been announced. Read Game News (08-05 16:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (08-05 22:24 GMT)
* Game News: Weather warning. Citizens are advised to remain indoors. Read Game News (08-07 11:19 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-07 19:14 GMT)

You have been killed.

Awesome.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:13 pm

I've still got Car Wars on a CD somewhere in my CUPBOARD OF DOOM.

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:08 pm

atoga wrote:Since your last turn:

* Game News: Significant new game features have been added since your last move. Read Game News (08-01 21:13 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (08-02 01:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 1 block to the west and 12 blocks to the north. (08-02 06:52 GMT)
* Diseaser said "hello" (08-02 09:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 13:04 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 14:26 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:27 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:28 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:29 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 14:30 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the north. (08-02 15:21 GMT)
* A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north. (08-02 16:51 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:40 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 17:41 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-02 19:03 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 20:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-02 21:08 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:52 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 2 damage. (08-02 21:54 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:55 GMT)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (08-02 21:58 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the south. (08-03 03:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 7 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 08:39 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (08-04 13:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-04 15:06 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-04 18:48 GMT)
* A flare was fired 3 blocks to the east and 11 blocks to the north. (08-04 19:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (08-04 20:17 GMT)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (08-04 22:10 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (08-04 23:50 GMT)
* A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the north. (08-05 00:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (08-05 01:26 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 1 block to the north. (08-05 11:26 GMT)
* Game News: A tagging mission has been announced. Read Game News (08-05 16:54 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 12 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:15 GMT)
* A flare was fired 14 blocks to the west and 7 blocks to the north. (08-05 19:33 GMT)
* A flare was fired 13 blocks to the west and 14 blocks to the south. (08-05 22:24 GMT)
* Game News: Weather warning. Citizens are advised to remain indoors. Read Game News (08-07 11:19 GMT)
* A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the north. (08-07 19:14 GMT)

You have been killed.

Awesome.

lol

Janus Matchell · Post by **Janus Matchell** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:36 pm

Yeah thanks for the link Megatron, I have a level 7 soldier. And I one lucky fucker because I hit every 50% of the time. It could be the fact I got pistol and shotgun training but I think it's luck. Also playing a zombie is about as much fun as having your balls ripped off by Bruce Willis. Note: that is not fun.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:41 pm

Janus Matchell wrote:as much fun as having your balls ripped off by Bruce Willis. Note: that is not fun.

Writing from personal experience ? Seems so. Could you post pictures ? Perhaps set we curious souls up with a mpeg of the event ? That'd be wonderful. Yes.