Duck and Cover

How many of you have or had girlfriends? How many of you actually have had sex with a female?


I want sex and I want it bad, i'm the lonely man who has never been kissed. I'm i alone in this cruel world?

I'm currently IAR (in a relationship if u don't know) and it's pretty nice I guess. It costs money for like movies, jewelry, presents, sex appliances, but it's worth it because you know you're with the one true girl of your dreams and you;ll be soulmates forever

I once liked a girl and she liked me cuz we could talk about buffy the vampire slayer for hours and hours and we made out behind the 711 (I touched her boob) but then I found out she asked Brad to the prom and Brad is such a dick I hate Brad but she went to the prom with him anyway cuz he has a Honda Civic but I don't so now I hate her and I wish I never made out with her.

yeah, but you touched her boob

And boob touching counts for sex?

All my relationships with girls are quite sadly very platonic. I have vaguely been in relationships, if you call cuddling and all that crap a relationship. I don't think I've ever bought anything for a girl or done any relationship-type crap like that though. However, I'm a virgin. This thread makes me feel like a total sap.

I pretty much avoided girls until in high school where I kind of lost my mind and dated a very high volume of women in a very brief period of time. Then I fell for this one girl who I met at a party and had just broken up with one of my closer friends. We lasted about 1.5 days and ever since I've been pretty hung up on her, so bad in fact I didn't date anyone for 2+ years. It's taken pretty much until now to be attracted enough to a girl to give enough of a shit to try and make something happen.

I have a girlfriend with whom I am very intimately entwined, emotionally and often times also physically.
She's very modern and liberal in the sense that she doesn't expect me to assume the stereotypical, traditional male role that suggests a 'providing' or supporting property.
As a matter of fact, she spends more money on me then the other way around.
Also, she's a nymphomaniac.

How idyllic.

Lynxer wrote:Also, she's a nymphomaniac.

Blargh wrote:How idyllic.

Quite.



I've been together with my girlfriend for two years now. She moved in with me recently, which helps hella lot on my rent pay..

She's cool enough, plays WoW with me, beats me at Soul Calibur 2 (Well, *now* she does!), plays PnP, has a faster computer than me and she gives good sexX0r.

Love her to bits.

baby arm wrote:I once liked a girl and she liked me cuz we could talk about buffy the vampire slayer for hours and hours and we made out behind the 711 (I touched her boob) but then I found out she asked Brad to the prom and Brad is such a dick I hate Brad but she went to the prom with him anyway cuz he has a Honda Civic but I don't so now I hate her and I wish I never made out with her.

Kill Brad.

OnT: How old are you?

In 12 days it's gonna be 1 year that I've been with this woman, and we've been living together since Septembrr 1st.

In 8 days it's gonna be one year since I signed up for this place

THAT is considerably more noteworthy then a one-year-relation anniversary. Truely, eheu

Wow, it's been nearly 4 years already

My life is a series of missed opportunities and disappointments.

I have a date tonight. Bitchs. But, I have no clue where to go and I feel like a douche bag because I have to ask her to drive me.

Very tactics.

You know what susan, fuck you.

Are you angry?