Duck and Cover

Witness a professional in action.

educated, nature, talented and just left wow united states indeed

Hammer wrote:WANTED: Angsty Internet tuff guys with no real world commitments.


p.s. must know how to follow orders

I'll pass.


Is this where all the PTSD vets go to when they fail at everything else?

Nah, PTSD cowards go and complain to doctors about their problems and get benefits. Real men like myself beat up black people in federal prisons for over 100k a year. Unfortunately that 100k a year goes towards paying for niggers like you living in Section 8 housing to watch re-runs of "SANFORD AND SON" and "WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?" on their brand new 50in big screens.

PS: No Euro trash allowed. (Mr. Snake is exempt)
PPS: You're black.
PPPS: I'm better than you.
PPPPS: Just Sayin'

VasikkA wrote:

Hammer wrote:WANTED: Angsty Internet tuff guys with no real world commitments.


p.s. must know how to follow orders

I'll pass.

The dude's from Pennsylvania. This is pretty much to be expected from a sheepfucker, just sayin'.

Last I checked Sheep Fucking was rampant amongst Europeans, not Americans. I think poor British humor makes frequent remarks about it being a "Welsh" thing. Also, I'm from New Jersey. And, in case you didn't know NJ is the jewel of the eastern coast. So you better sit the fuck down and show some respect boy before my posse from Seaside come down hard on you.

PS: Your name is "Dogmeatlives" which makes you a huge fucking faggot nerd who is stuck in the late 90s.

THE FUTURE IS NOW!

I don't give a shit where you from, boy. Yous a sheep fucker! I live in fuckin Jersey sheepfucker, and I can tell you if its a jewel of anything its a tranny's asshole. Your seaside posse? They're soft. Go sit on a dick. I'm done with you.


PS: Your name's Hammer, which means you like to compensate for your tiny white prick with internet toughness.

I don't give a shit where you from, boy. Yous a sheep fucker! I live in fuckin Jersey sheepfucker, and I can tell you if its a jewel of anything its a tranny's asshole.

New Jersey is the finest state of our country. It is after all called "The Garden State" - It's not my fault you're a section 8 housed nigger and can not see the finer things in that state.

Your seaside posse? They're soft.

Negative. They're pretty hard. They spend about 2 hours a day patrolling the boardwalk and about another 5 in the gym liftin' - After that they tend to head to the clubs to get some fine ass pussy. I don't think you could handle that kid.

Go sit on a dick

No.

Your name's Hammer, which means you like to compensate for your tiny white prick with internet toughness.

Actually my name is Hammer because I fuck soft white niggers like you until they love me. I'll make you moan and beg for more, but wont call back the next day.

I'm done with you.

TRANSLATION: "Hammer, you're better than me and I bow out knowing that I can not possibly beat you. You are superior and I admit this. Now please, pound my tender asshole into oblivion"


GGIWIN

This dude wants to fuck me?! Shit, I'm flattered.

Dogmeatlives wrote:This dude wants to fuck me?! Shit, I'm flattered.

You should be. It's not every day that a celebrity fucks you up your ass.

.. Or is it?

I must say however, I do enjoy how submissive you are.

Dude, you are so gay. Just admit it. You may be a top, but you're pretty flaming. Do you and your guido patrol stroke eachother off in the locker room? C'mon I bet you do..

and why are you PMing me for my location?! You're trying to fuck me aren't you!?

Dogmeatlives wrote:Dude, you are so gay. Just admit it. You may be a top, but you're pretty flaming. Do you and your guido patrol stroke eachother off in the locker room? C'mon I bet you do..

and why are you PMing me for my location?! You're trying to fuck me aren't you!?

I'm top, you're bottom. Either way, you're still my bitch.

I'm better than you - Just accept it.

Next!

If by turbo nerd, you mean heterosexual male then yes, it is pretty easy to get us a-ragin' when threatened with forced gay sex.

The whole undercover OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone thing suits your fascist nature very well.

This thread's getting sexy.

Hammer wrote:

Dogmeatlives wrote:Dude, you are so gay. Just admit it. You may be a top, but you're pretty flaming. Do you and your guido patrol stroke eachother off in the locker room? C'mon I bet you do..

and why are you PMing me for my location?! You're trying to fuck me aren't you!?

I'm top, you're bottom. Either way, you're still my bitch.

I'm better than you - Just accept it.

Next!

Is this getting you hard?!! You're fucked up dude.

Yeah, the whole analnazi theme is kind of... douche-y.

Best Thread of 09.

Approved.

Yeah I pretty much won this thread. It's amazing how a simple post by me makes all the sexually insecure turbo nerds rage. It almost got me as hard as watching U.S. Soldiers die to IEDs in Iraq.

Hammer wrote:It almost got me as hard as watching U.S. Soldiers die to IEDs in Iraq.

I thought I was the only one.

Wanna mutually masturbate?