Duck and Cover

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jetbaby, of all the butts posted in this thread, yours was, by far, the least informative.

Congratulations on your decision to grow a beard! You are now treading down the path of many great men before you! Dictators, Philosophers, and unabombers. :clap: Keep in mind that good facial hair takes time, although it varies between men (or women, if of Mexican and/or Jewish ethnicity.) Mine tak...

every time i read this forum, someone famous has died.

i will read this forum every hour until i have been delivered a briefcase with $50,000 in cash and a private jet.

This is what you do to guards when you get put in the "hole."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... 0spiderman

We tell him again to put his clothes on and this fucker jumps onto the grated gate like he was spider man and starts screaming at the top of his lungs about A. how he's gonna fuck us up and B. how we have his rat terrier.

lmao.

Have you ever seen someone do the "spiderman?"

When I was incarcerated I worked in the cafeteria and we once told a guard to find the "bacon stretcher" for us.

i blame you for being on my forum before i had a chance to come here and take it from you :jew: