Duck and Cover

Beyond Good and Evil (Yeah yeah I know, but I SWEAR give this thing a chance) UBI Soft did it a great diservice by pumping all the Marketing budget to Prince of "Persia:Sands of Time". Mark of Kri which as described by a good friend "had the level of stealth combat the likes which I h...

:bored: *Groan* Tarrantino has a bunch of imitators!?!?!?! OMG you don't say! What is the world comming to, when a guy who honestly ripped off the works of John Wu, Tzu Hark and -specifically for Kill Bill- Kenji Misumi can't get away without being ripped off in turn? Er, BTW Guy Ritchie is a lot le...

Let us not forget that age old adage: "History is written by the victors" I have always felt that there should be an ademdum to that old chestnut...something along the lines of: "They loosers are welcome to bitterly recount and edit their version, ad nauseum." I really hate to du...

Hmmp. What's next? Extra-queer Ken-Legolas?

THE SHOCKING TRUTH HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OBVIOUS. Next, why don't you tell us Bush sort of resemble a chimp and that milk comes from cows, not machines! Dude Guardian, I thought that the donut you got for the holidays was helping you with your agression issues. Aside from that you are right. G.W. B d...

See I don't get how both this system and the one where the kid shoots lasers out of his ass (or some such), come with only one cartridge, but don't tell you wether you can buy more cartridges from the manufacturer or if they will accept super NES or Sega or whatever. For the money they ask I know it...

Heard about that stuff, apparently it does work. If you can get your hands on one of those "Hansen's" drinks, they actually make one specifically formulated to deal with hangovers. While we are endorsing stuff learn about them here: http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/hansens_functionals/ The An...

I like the gun. It LOOKS like a gun so the kid on the coverbox can cut off the cable, spray paint it black and go hold up a 7-Eleven.

Oh yeah! EvoG gave me a Game Cube and a copy of Mario Kart DD. Damn this must mean I'm his beoatch for life. On the plus side, my girlfriend has started playing it.

All together now: "One of us! ONE of Us! ONE OF US!!"

My thinking on virgins is that I'm not sure what type of man would enjoy "breaking in" an inexperienced lass, but I do know that I really don't want to deal w/fumbling neophytes when I'm trying to get off. Yup. Lets also not foget the whole pain in the neck of cleaning up after the cherry...

Burnov , don't sweat it bro, its just typical American one upmanship. Rather like "Revenge of the Nerds" apparently we can't feel good enough about ourselves without poking infantile, sophomoric fun at others. Still you can't also forget that wonderful musical number in the South Park mov...

Lynxer, as Dark Legolas and 46&2 as...uh, d00d! WTF!?! Is that a dead hamster stappled to your head? Pictures like that make me glad to be loosing my hair.

Who'd want a virgin, anyway? :? You tell us, Freud. And not only are the virgins, they're famous virgins too! BTW, this thread rules. Brings back memories from the good ol' days of frolicking in the wasteland. This is assuming that they indeed have intact hymens, which lets face it in this day and ...

Steve is so disapointed with TC that he pretty much warned me that if I picked it up he'd sumarilly chop off my thumbs to spare me the pain of going thru that POS. Funny thing is, he made it sound like it was a fate better than death itself when compared with TC. He should know, as of last count Ste...

Good to know the guy is backed by the SeniSub Media Empire. Those guys are legit. As we all know they are the ones responsible for jems such as: Gary Coleman Finally Gets Some and Charlie Sheen's House of a Thousand Cheerleaders.

I still think the donut was a much better gift then all of the gifts mentioned above. how is a donut better than a bottle of cognac? What Guardian is not explaining to us gentiles, is that his donut is a special chanukah donut : Little did we know that such a magical mystical pastry existed. Howeve...

I suggest you check with any sort of local rating site or service in your area: Consumer Reports and the like. I had mid-to-lousy experienses with T-mobile and Cingular. I think that figuring out your carrier like Strap and MeatPoP is a crusial task. As far as the hardware goes, I recomend you stay ...

Uh, a bottle of Martell Cognac VS blue label, a bottle of Bailey's irish creme, a bottle of Malibu, * sigh * a bottle of Wisniowka cherry brandy, a bottle of - are we seeing a pattern here yet? - Beaujolais-Villages, a bottle of Hettman Ukranian vodka, a "Beers of the World" -I'm not kiddi...

Funny to realize that computers being given the odds, facts and options, made a less heroic choice than Tolkien's characters. That promts me to ask: Does this mean that if they used the same algorithms for the AI in the Matrix, the Sentinel (squids) would've figured out how pointless it was to go in...

Was she in Hackers? Yes Quite frankly that's the hottest she's ever looked, she was youthfully voluptuos and she didn't have those veiny arms and protuding bones -you pick clavicles, cheek, hips, etc.- that make her look like either a heroine addict (which she played on that one HBO movie about the...