How will they get Saddam

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:32 am

Well?

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:33 am

Doyle wrote:Well?

Why is bacon not one of the choices?

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:35 am

They're going to h4x him.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:38 am

He will commit suicide with his mistress Eva in his underground bunker as the allies approach the capital on April 30. No, wait he will be captured by the allies in northern Iraq on April 28 with his mistress Claretta. He will then be taken to Milan to be hanged in public.

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:40 am

Jimmyjay86 wrote:He will commit suicide with his mistress Eva in his underground bunker as the allies approach the capital on April 30.

You forgot about his dog.

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:54 am

My $10 says: They won't, he'll escape somehow.

Wahey!! I've got talking money!!

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:58 am

i hope they kill him, just cause hes cause 2 wars now... and hes a prick

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 6:08 am

Let the Rangers have em'

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 6:34 am

They'll send troops in, beat Koopa, but unfortunely, Saddam will be in another castle.

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:00 am

I have to go w/my gut here, and it says he won't be caught.

Sorry, but the US is too cautious about casualties. You may win that way, but you will never win a decisive victory that way.

OTB

Ripper · Post by **Ripper** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:32 am

I have to go w/my gut here, and it says he won't be caught.

Sorry, but the US is too cautious about casualties. You may win that way, but you will never win a decisive victory that way.

OTB

Sorry Saddam will just disappear somewhere. maybe he is even in the US now since he has so many doubles and one of them can just impersonate him.

BTW US had it easy on the 1st conflict where all Iraqi troops surrendered really quickly. But this time it will be different since even the Iraqi civilians are determined to fight the US. The US hearts and minds camapaign must be really crap since even anti Saddam supporters chose not to fight with US.

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:35 am

...But Iraqis have already surrendered. In fact, there have also been mass migrations from Bahgdad(sp). People don't to stay and fight, they want to get out of the way.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:57 am

Well, from what I was told when I got home, they just tried to nail Saddam, his family and a couple of buddies with cruise missiles.

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:52 am

the guardian wrote:They'll send troops in, beat Koopa, but unfortunely, Saddam will be in another castle.

That would've been funnier if you said Bowser instead of Koopa.

It was funny the way it is, don't get me wrong, but it coulda been more funny.

My vote: Saddam will hook up with Osama bin Laden and both of 'em will drop off the radar for 20+ years, only to die in a car crash in Witchita, Kansas.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:53 am

Isn't his family in Switzerland or someplace in Europe?

Ripper · Post by **Ripper** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 10:37 am

...But Iraqis have already surrendered. In fact, there have also been mass migrations from Bahgdad(sp). People don't to stay and fight, they want to get out of the way.

bah far from it, so far only 16 surrendered officially and Saddam is pretty much alive after Decapitation Strike. SO much for excellent intelligence.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/ ... index.html

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 11:01 am

What does it matter if he's still alive? This isn't a mountain range surrounded by Northern Alliance mercs, we've got Delta Force in place.

As for only 16 surrendering, the fighting only started a few hours ago. It's the tip of the iceberg.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 11:14 am

I think a very skinny SEAL will swim through the plumbing in his bunker and get him in the arse with speargun while Saddam is taking a dump.

Whatever happens, his death should involve a toilet or a large pile of camel dung.

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 11:38 am

Strapon2 wrote:i hope they kill him, just cause hes cause 2 wars now... and hes a prick

Excuse me? He didn't start this war. And after he came into power, he revitalized a third world country, making it the fifth most powerful in the world... until the four more powerful nations all kicked his ass when he got the slightest greedy.

Personally, I think the US is gonna kill him like true cowards and bomb his ass like they tried to do (the fist thing they tried to do) at the start of this war.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:21 pm

You didn't get Osama, I doubt you'll get Saddam either.

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