New Ad Code

Mala · Post by **Mala** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 5:14 pm

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As some of you might remember from two weeks ago we are having to switch over to new ad banners, per our hosts request, to generate enough revenue to keep this site up. Our host has told us that he has tried his best to remove all popups from the new ad service we are using but that we no longer have much choice in the matter and have to put up with them for the time being. Let us know if you are recieving any gator spyware install notices, which are our host told us should have been fully removed along with most if not all popups and we will do our best to get rid of what's left.

4too · Post by **4too** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:52 pm

If there's no spyware, great, no parasite/vampire feeding on my limited copper bandwidth, and embarassing lack of marketable data.

Then, I'll be proud to treat every pop up with extreme perdjudice, and hone my console twitchin' skills. "W'ere'z dat Wabbit?" Uping my Survivalist related Stats for the impending PC Apocalypse.... The New Dawn of the Dead: the Accendacy/Primacy of the XBox and the PS/(Insert latest # here).

[Cue up: Appropriate martial music; MC Hymnn or UP "n Away Jr. Birdmen]

Then, I'll be proud to imbibe the marketeers toxins FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF D.A.C. AND FALLOUT!!!!!!!!!!

A Double Dose Of FEV for the UNITY!!!!!!

So, I did go a little over the "top" there, AND wait 'till I talk about LIFE
and Lemons.....

When Life gives one Lemons, Squeeze'em into a jar , now if ya want to add some 'shine, go on, but I suggest jus' water. The sollusion creates a difference of potential, if one utilizes the proper anodes/cathodes.
Make batteries. Empower your night light or your cell phone whatever.
Shock the cat if the snits clawin' the furnature an' sprayin' YOUR space.

Shock some one......

Need some bright sparK
'ere to create ""POP UPS OF THE DAMNED"" (TM/c@DAC)

This mini program will incorporate the text/graphics of the Walking Dead:Marketeers. The l33t of DAC shall render the Zombies of Commerce into expolsive showering death scenes...with a devatating rain of virtual destruction .... with or without spectacular particle effects (TM@FU)

AND the proceeds of the MARKETING of

""POP UPS OF THE DAMNED"" (TM/c@DAC)

Will fund this site, and a nonprofit corporation to shelter our beloved
fascillitators and site content owners....... fiscal security equals editorial
freedom.....

Diplomatic immunity is peanuts compared to FINANCIAL IMPUNITY!

{Cue up:""Off we go into the wild Blue Yonder....""}

4too

spyder07 · Post by **spyder07** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:16 pm

All looks quiet on the ad front.........

You know I think I could deal with 1 popup every 10 pages or so. My killer works fine enough to get it. Plus you guys get more $$. Wouldn't want to see DAC go under.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:19 pm

Plus you guys get more $$.

Money?

Where does one get these so called 'Ads'?

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:20 pm

Ray, you'd have to start pushing at least a 1000 unique hits a day.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:24 pm

Well I'm far off, faaaarrrrrrrr off

How many hits does DAC get a day anyway?

spyder07 · Post by **spyder07** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:24 pm

Yeah, try putting asorted sex words in your site description. That way people would want to go your site. At least for a few seconds.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:29 pm

Or maybe I could get off my ass and do some work on it :s

Maybe that way I won't have 14 people voting "This website sucks" on the poll

Maybe I'll try that sex word thing afterall

spyder07 · Post by **spyder07** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 11:32 pm

Whatever works.

Duck and Cover

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When Life Gives You A Lemon......