Fallout Enforcer preview over at GameSpot

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:20 am

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Up on <A href="http://www.gamespot.com/">GameSpot</a> today, there's another <A href="http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/fall ... preview</a> of <A href="http://www.interplay.com/fbos">Fallout Enforcer</a> for everyone to love and enjoy!
 
 <blockquote>The game's structure sticks close to the pattern established by games like Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, and it will be broken up into a series of levels in which you'll battle the aforementioned freaks of nature and the occasional boss. The combat in the game features ranged and melee attacks. You can swap between these two types of attacks at your leisure, thanks to the mix of 50 ranged and melee weapons, including guns, grenades, and assorted blunt objects. You'll also find a healthy assortment of armor that you'll be able to equip to improve your chances of surviving the onslaught of foes. The game will feature an experience system that will reward you with skill points that can be used to enhance various character statistics.</blockquote>
 
 Oh boy! More shallow gameplay, please! Fixed levels with bosses, MMMMM-MMMMM! You have both kinds of solutions to everything, ranged AND melee. I'm drooling already!
 
 Note that SPECIAL isn't mentioned at all, either, something that was well hyped in <a href="Http://lionheart.blackisle.com">Lionheart</a>.
 
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Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:12 pm

Gamespot also has a few gameplay movies. I managed to see one of them and it really is quite cheesy. Bad heavy metal or some shit playing the whole time.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:38 pm

They have heavy metal music as the theme for a Fallout game? That's just.. beyond.. clueless.

Hardly shocking though, given what Team Chuck thinks Fallout is.

Insane-Lark · Post by **Insane-Lark** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 6:04 pm

Heavy metal, butt cheeks & men in brightly coloured armour, what more could we ask for in the Fallout universe? Only explanation that makes any sense is we've entered bizarro world or the devs need to sit down & play a FO game before trying to design one. (No, tactics doesn't count)

I can't take any more of this but, know I will. We all have gawker syndrome FO has been in a terrible accident & despite being made violently ill, we just can't help looking at the mess. Accident? No not an accident, it's a crime scene. Lets pray for a new rain of nuclear destruction will obliterate all traces of this monstrosity from the FO universe. This is enough to make the Vault Dweller cry.

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:20 pm

Saint_Proverbius wrote:Note that SPECIAL isn't mentioned at all, either, something that was well hyped in <a href="Http://lionheart.blackisle.com">Lionheart</a>.

I doubt FoBoS even uses SPECIAL

heh. FoBoS. what a shitty nickname for a shitty game...

Rosh · Post by **Rosh** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:45 pm

Saint_Proverbius wrote:They have heavy metal music as the theme for a Fallout game? That's just.. beyond.. clueless.

Hardly shocking though, given what Team Chuck thinks Fallout is.

Yes, it's played by Dumbfuck Chuck and the Dipshits.

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:34 pm

If you think you can handle it

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/fall ... media.html

You'll love the surprise thong ending.

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:05 pm

So that thong lady IS THE BIG EVIL RAIDER BOSS.

Oops, sorry for giving it away.

Man that movie sucked ass.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:48 pm

Nobody messes with the RAIDERS!

Sorry, am I fighting evil bad guys here or a football team?

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:21 am

Mad Max RW wrote:If you think you can handle it

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/fall ... media.html

Evil bastards are trying to make me sign up... That ain't happening.

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:37 am

DarkUnderlord wrote:
Mad Max RW wrote:If you think you can handle it

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/fall ... media.html
Evil bastards are trying to make me sign up... That ain't happening.

same here and stuff

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 8:00 am

My eyes! My ears! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

4too · Post by **4too** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:44 am

Pay To Play

At that "movie" page on Gamespot, it appears that only the first "movie" is offered in streamin' format. The rest take one to the subscription page.
They do shill for Bill Gates by warning Netscapers that trouble is ahead...

(Could DAC make BIG GATES BUCKS by having a similar "pop up", not that it would mean any REAL problems, yet, just another notch up of the ANXIETY Quotient.)

Now, in perspective, 24 bucks a year is equivalent to a rag-mag sub and one 12th the average PORN site sub, Gamespy had similar exclusives for DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball, a jiggle-giggle psuedo-lesbo lov-fest. But if one could endure the forever 45 minute wait line at their EXCLUSIVE server page, have your PC watch 45 minutes of game ads, (I had to go pee, and do the dishes , and so further), one could download the DVX, DXL,LSMFT or whatever format, mega movie.

So in these Brave New DAYZ, first exclusives are "Pay To Play" . This be the post DOT COM BOOM, dot bomb boom; money is no longer virtual and has to be "made". Real value must be produced. Although it's a pimpin' middle man service, sort of product, it's there to satisfy our purient interests...

No free money, no free lunch, no free FREEDOM either, but that's a political editorial and off topic in our land of lotus eaters, THE WWWEB.....

The female avatar in BG:DA was in a bikini when out of armor, or out of AMOR of the player. How many watched her smite rats until the real monsters came nipping for her BUTT?

Well we all know porn pays and so did GTA, so if there be bottle caps for WHORES in FOBOS, there may be a Mature rating too. It was C.C. that threw out the ' hook' of whores. If ther' be bimbos and no Mature rating I suggest you all get your mom's to e-mail SONY and ask why SONY is pimpin'.......

Lot of Pirate games on the horizon too, maybe that's why C.C. was fishin' for responses when I'play name dropped "pirates" in the first notice.....

Pirate Cuevas? He sell rum lik' Pirate Morgon? It's all a service to sell image first 'n' then product....

Pay To Play

4too

Mistress · Post by **Mistress** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 10:18 am

Mad Max RW wrote:Gamespot also has a few gameplay movies. I managed to see one of them and it really is quite cheesy. Bad heavy metal or some shit playing the whole time.

Yep. I really wasn't impressed at all. The music was totally wrong and it was definitely pretty cheesy.

Jiles · Post by **Jiles** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 11:54 am

Mad Max RW wrote:If you think you can handle it

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/fall ... media.html

You'll love the surprise thong ending.

I can't believe I wasted my precious bandwidth on that movie. That said, I was completely underwhelemed by the trailer. Guess I shouldn't have expected anything better... *sign*

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 12:28 pm

Mad Max RW wrote:Gamespot also has a few gameplay movies. I managed to see one of them and it really is quite cheesy. Bad heavy metal or some shit playing the whole time.

Yo, shitface -- pass it along this way

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:47 pm

Hey ass-spelunker, check my second post

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:47 pm

Thanks for that you vulva viking! :D

axelgreese · Post by **axelgreese** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:45 pm

Caannnn you feeeEEEelll the luuvvvee tonight!!...

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 9:01 pm

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/me walks into Interplay HQ and goes on murderous rampage

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