Gay Sex with Karl the Drunk...

Satanicus Placenta · Post by **Satanicus Placenta** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 11:23 am

I found this bizarre incident out last night. If you're wearing the Bridgekeeper's robes, (or it might work without the robes, I dunno if it was the robes or the Sex Appeal trait) and you give Karl the $1000 right off the back when you first talk to him, ask him about the GECK and he'll change the subject by offering you your own $1000 back to you for some sex.

The dialogue is hilarious, and goes something along the lines of:

You: "You know that you're talking to a man, don't you?"
Karl: "...yerr so pretty... I won't tell anyone if you don't..."

You: "[you can hardly keep from gagging.] Uhh, I gotta go."
or
You: "Sure, I'll do it for $1000."

If you actually tag Karl's ass...

"[You and Karl slip out the back for a quickie. To your surprise, you actually enjoyed it.]"

...kinda creepy. Makes you wonder what the hell BIS had on their minds when they made this.

Oh yeah, BTW, off the subject, is there any way to actually keep the Deathclaws alive after you discover them in Vault 13? Out of all the times I've beaten this game, I've never been able to get the DC's to survive so I could go kick back with them after I've beaten the game.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 9:18 pm

Hmmm.. gay sex with Karl the drunk, easter eggs don't get much more obscure - or disgusting - than that.

Keeping the deathclaws in V13 indefinately alive is impossible.

Dragonetti · Post by **Dragonetti** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:02 pm

LIES! I have kept all the DC alive! When you go to v13, DO NOT HIRE GORIS OR FIX THE PC. Just take the GECK and naff off. It mentions nothing about them in the endgame and when you go back they are still alive.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:07 pm

uh, the Enclave storms the place. it's a triggered event, I believe. can someone back me up?

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 10:33 pm

there was a long thread about this a while ago. im pretty sure you can make them... not die, but that doesnt necessarily mean that they dont.

just because you dont see it, doesnt mean it doesnt happen.

(exclude "god," for i do not beleive in him. regardless of me not seeing him)

Red · Post by **Red** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 11:38 pm

Yeah, you can have sex (regardless of your own) with Karl with the 1000$ trick. You don't need robes.

As for the deathclaws, you avoid the "bad" ending either by not talking to Goris once you've fixed the computer, or don't ever return 2 weeks after talking to him.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:12 am

And regardless of what the ending you get it, official FO canon dictates that the intelligent deathclaws are dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:16 am

Defenetivly. I'm not saying they survived, I'm just mentioning how to avoid being blamed for it

Satanicus Placenta · Post by **Satanicus Placenta** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:33 am

I'm not so hung up on the endgame sequence, I just want to be able to come back and see what kind of dialogue/commentary I get after beating the game.

Also, in another note, I figured out how to have sex with Marcus... you just gotta be a female, I believe. Basically, if you buy Marcus a hooker in New Reno's brothel, he'll say something like "I hope she doesn't get pregnant." ... ask him about it later and he'll fill you in that he's not sterile any more. =P

...eventually I might actually find cooler easter eggs other than how to have sex with NPCs.

Zbyram · Post by **Zbyram** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:12 am

Also, in another note, I figured out how to have sex with Marcus... you just gotta be a female, I believe. Basically, if you buy Marcus a hooker in New Reno's brothel, he'll say something like "I hope she doesn't get pregnant." ... ask him about it later and he'll fill you in that he's not sterile any more. =P

But it's not about you, he's afraid that the hooker could get pregnant. It doesn't matter if you're male or female, he'll tell you that anyway after the "visit" at Cat's Paw. I believe that MCA denied that Super Mutants are no longer sterile anyway...

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:52 am

Juices flowing mean not that one's fertile.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 2:59 pm

MCA chalked that one up to bad humor. Because it's a joke, and a bad one.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 6:33 am

Do some of you people actually mix impotence with sterility? You CAN have the juices flowing, even without the little buggers to do the trick, you know.

Chrille · Post by **Chrille** » Thu May 08, 2003 7:21 pm

Kashluk wrote:Do some of you people actually mix impotence with sterility? You CAN have the juices flowing, even without the little buggers to do the trick, you know.

Mmmmyes...itÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s just very hard to get the little oneÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s do what they should do but ,as you said Kashluk, the jucie is flowing...
BtW kashluk. Your Avatar...it was a very nice piece of artwork..

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu May 08, 2003 8:35 pm

Not mine, though, just stole it from somewhere

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu May 08, 2003 9:08 pm

sterility beats impotence hands down, I think.

the av looks like it's from Magic: The Gathering (or a related fantasy thing), though I might be wrong.

Chrille · Post by **Chrille** » Fri May 09, 2003 3:41 pm

atoga wrote:the av looks like it's from Magic: The Gathering (or a related fantasy thing), though I might be wrong.

Alright, thanx! I like the artwork of that game preyy much.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri May 09, 2003 9:28 pm

the best game art is from Shadowrun, period. some of that shit's amazing.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun May 11, 2003 9:26 am

Actually... It has nothing to do with "Tragic: The Garthering"

It's just simply a painting. A painting of Perkele ie Satan. Funn-eeh

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun May 11, 2003 4:19 pm

Tragic the Garnering beats yo

And so does Satan. Quite a decent avatar.