The Arena!!!

made_in_china03 · Post by **made_in_china03** » Sat May 17, 2003 10:02 pm

Dressed in tattered rags, a bald young man enters the center of the arena sit and begins to meditate

ooc:
Do we have a specific setting, area, etc.?

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Sat May 17, 2003 10:04 pm

Another unknown enters the arena, with a longsword and a Glock 9mm.

made_in_china03 · Post by **made_in_china03** » Sat May 17, 2003 11:26 pm

"You are an enemy of computer gaming Alias, as a result you are an enemy of my house. Defend yourself."

With that in mind Alias draws his glock, but he is no match to China's lightning fast reflexes. The gun is knocked out of his hand and out of reach. China then follows with a backflip kick onto Alias' chin putting him flat on his back. Alias gets back on his feet and draws his sword making a "swish" sound. Alias lunges, while China spins to his counterclockwise to the right doging the sword and grabing Alias' right arm with his own. With Alias directly behind China, he delievers a swift back kcik sending Alias back a few feet. China then turns to face Alias in ready position, signaling him to come back for more.

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Sun May 18, 2003 12:45 am

Alias shits his greaves and charges with his sword. He utterly fails, trips, and stabs himself. Ow.

And I'm NOT an enemy of computer gaming. I just don't mind that BOS isn't coming out for PC. I probably won't even play it, I'm too busy playing Morrowind. Sorry about the stupid sig before.

made_in_china03 · Post by **made_in_china03** » Sun May 18, 2003 4:59 am

ooc: i'm just messing around... now can we get a little more serious?

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Sun May 18, 2003 5:20 am

Alias gets up, dusts himself off, stops his profuse bleeding, and continues his charge. He draws his sword and attacks made_in_china03.

BTW, what's OOC mean?

Som Guy · Post by **Som Guy** » Sun May 18, 2003 6:43 am

Som Guy throws a dagger at Alias' lower back puncturing a kidney. "It means Out Of Charater you nitwit." says Som Guy. Som Guy turns around and beats the crap out of Invalid_session.

KruddMan · Post by **KruddMan** » Sun May 18, 2003 7:00 am

KruddMan wakes up in the middle of the vicious arena baffled and confused. He wonders how the hell he got there. He realizes he has no weapons and no fighting skill so uses most of his time trying not to be noticed and running away.

DrWacco · Post by **DrWacco** » Mon May 19, 2003 10:39 pm

KruddMan wrote:KruddMan wakes up in the middle of the vicious arena baffled and confused. He wonders how the hell he got there. He realizes he has no weapons and no fighting skill so uses most of his time trying not to be noticed and running away.

using his 'Pirate sense' Captain Wacco notices Krudd might be in danger, and swings in on a rope from the roof and draws his cutlass

Alias · Post by **Alias** » Sun May 25, 2003 8:27 am

Alias says "Thanks" and has a knife sticking out of his kidney. He says "Ow," and takes the knife out. He stumbles away and goes back to sleep.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Tue May 27, 2003 7:49 am

Avenger once again creeps silently into the arena, and catches alias while he's sleeping. Slowly drawing two pieces of wood tied together with piano wire, he quickly slips the line round the neck of his sleeping victim. Avengers knee presses against the back alias's skull while his arms pull back on the piano wire. A sickening noise and a loud crack marks the end of alias with a partial decapitation. Avenger takes the longsword from the corpse, and sneaks off into the shadows ...

Sigma · Post by **Sigma** » Tue May 27, 2003 11:28 am

Sigma stumbels bashfully into the arena, when he realises he left his stabbin knife at home, he quickly spins around and begins to sprint off into the distance, when he trips over the semi-decapitated head of Alias with a sickening crunch

KruddMan · Post by **KruddMan** » Tue May 27, 2003 11:43 am

KruddMan reacts startled as MrWacco grabs him and makes panicky flailing movements. Wacco loses his grip and drops KruddMan. He surprisingly lands without harm then realizes he landed on top of the tripped over Sigma. He pulls his elbow out of Sigma's eye with an "ew".

DrWacco · Post by **DrWacco** » Tue May 27, 2003 4:12 pm

Captain Wacco, sheaths his cutlass and goes to find some grog

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 2:15 am

Avenger, squatting behind a rusted burnt out hulk of what was once a car, decides to take a quick dump, while reading an old tattered newspaper...

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 9:38 am

While noone notices, James Silver was in the Arena all the time, fighting Dr. Evil in the VIP Sky Box. After Dr. Evil jumped on the back of the Evil Minimi they ran off in the sunset... James, had to defuse a Nuclear Bomb in the meantime and saved a gazillion souls. Then James grabbed the Playgirl ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚Â¢ daggling above the pit of fire, jumps on a Tiger and chases the footsteps of Dr. Evil!

Archchancellor · Post by **Archchancellor** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 12:15 am

The thunder claps and the arena darkens ominously as the one known as Arch rises once again. With great sigh he looks over the age worn arena as he lifts he sledgehammer and says possibly the most underused line ever known
"Here's Archy."

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 1:17 am

Avenger hastily wipes his arse with the tattered newspaper, and scurries into a corner pulling up his pants

PIPsqueak · Post by **PIPsqueak** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 4:52 am

AAAAG! This is *huge*! Where did it come from; why is it suddenly here? Can any new players join?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:40 pm

Um, it's the last remaining part of the old DAC Saloon that got moved here? The arena? Hello?!?

atoga

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