what would you do if the end of the world were tomorrow

Flying Pig · Post by **Flying Pig** » Tue May 21, 2002 4:02 pm

i would get some maryland crackers and milk and enjoy the last day

Ganymedes · Post by **Ganymedes** » Tue May 21, 2002 4:27 pm

I would desperately try to get laid... :oops:
Other than that..? Try to find the meaning of life, and get in touch with some kind of god...

Jimbo san · Post by **Jimbo san** » Tue May 21, 2002 5:33 pm

I already believe in god (no i'm not a Jesus freak) so i'd have fun on the last day getting pissed and defacing public property, cos it's not gonna be there tomorrow!

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Tue May 21, 2002 11:27 pm

Pay a quick but violent visit to my office before stealing my own weight in 25 y/o single malt whiskey and getting totally pissed....

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed May 22, 2002 12:23 am

i'd grab as much asses as possible. i'm a grab-ass. yah.

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:17 am

I would defile the nearest church (I have no religion) then lose my virginity (I'm only 16). Finally I would eat all my favourite foods and then go to sleep so that I'm not going to be awake when it happens. I will then come back in the next life as a goat!

Slider · Post by **Slider** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:38 am

Get wasted and set up a little picnic area in my front lawn & watch other people go crazy.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:50 am

TheReaper wrote:I would defile the nearest church (I have no religion) then lose my virginity (I'm only 16). Finally I would eat all my favourite foods and then go to sleep so that I'm not going to be awake when it happens. I will then come back in the next life as a goat!

like a world ending violently wont wake you

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:56 am

Lynxer wrote:
TheReaper wrote:I would defile the nearest church (I have no religion) then lose my virginity (I'm only 16). Finally I would eat all my favourite foods and then go to sleep so that I'm not going to be awake when it happens. I will then come back in the next life as a goat!
like a world ending violently wont wake you

Hey Lynxer, who said it would be violent?

and i think i'd probably be in shock for most of the day

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed May 22, 2002 1:57 am

Lynxer wrote:like a world ending violently wont wake you

It won't, trust me. I've slept through the loudest of things.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:04 am

Well, what else could be the apocalypse like? Im finding it hard to imagine an entire world seizing to excist in an aprubt yet silent way.
The loss of the entire fauna a world harbors can be caused only by an event of devastating large scale, like an planetoid crashlanding on its surface or something.
Appart from the cause the chaotic disorder ruling as people are aware of their nearing end would probably keep you from closing an eye.

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:08 am

There are many ways that the world could end silently:

Sun goes supernova, no noise and we would all burn to death!

Earth's core explodes, by the tme we hear it, we will be long dead.

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:10 am

people may be poisened to death by the gases were pumping out and that aint a 'violent' death really

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:15 am

Not violent but painful as hell!

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:18 am

Still.....desperate people with newborn prove of their limited durability make lots of noise, probably even worse then a crashlanding asteroid.

Both disasters stated in the above reply are predictable with scientific means so people will probably have been notyfied before the event.
This will trigger panick and thus generate endless, nationwide moaning.
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH'', like this

next thing you know your making noise your self telling people to shut the fuck up and get to bed. so..

TheReaper · Post by **TheReaper** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:20 am

Good point.

Piotr · Post by **Piotr** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:32 am

If I knew? I'ld probably fall silent and sit and then go for a walk, then I'ld get my car and drive around a bit, then I'ld go home and watch some TV, shut the thing off after 10 minutes and turn on the radio, well, summarized, I'ld go nuts.

Walks with the Snails · Wed May 22, 2002 2:51 am

It would be funny if someone could pull off a gigantic hoax that convinced everyone something like this was going to happen. I can just imagine the uncomfortable silence that would fall on the world the next day.

I don't know, I don't think I'd do anything different if I knew, really. Running around in an orgy of destruction and debauchery would just make me feel, I dunno, cheap. I feel if I wasn't willing to die the same way I lived, then how I lived the rest of my life must have been pretty meaningless. Not exactly the kind of thoughts I'd want on my mind in my last moments.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:40 am

Other

Try out all Kama Sutra positions with my gf, all day long. ^_^

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Wed May 22, 2002 3:45 am

smiley, you'd be so worn out you wouldnt notice the world ending