The Arena!!!

MoRkA · Post by **MoRkA** » Sun Jun 15, 2003 10:52 pm

luckily the grenade was a dud (a fake one, what is it called?), so it does not explode. (:

Morka pulls up a chainsaw from his backpocket and says: let's kick some ass

Archchancellor · Post by **Archchancellor** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 1:06 am

Ok then, we'll start with yours Morka,

Arch picks up Calal's discarded shovel and waits for Morka to charge.

PIPsqueak · Post by **PIPsqueak** » Mon Jun 16, 2003 2:25 am

PIP turns on his heel and flees directly away from the charging Calal. Seeing the frail-looking MoRkA fumbling around in his back pocket, PIP makes a beeline for him intent on killing him and using his body as a human shield. lets kick some aaAAAAH- It is too late to stop when MoRkA pulls out the chainsaw and PIP barrels right into him sending them both flying. PIP struggles to his feet and rips the chainsaw from MoRkA's grip.

Calal · Post by **Calal** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 12:35 am

Seeing that PIPsqueak already managed to kil himself (somewhat) Calal turns his attention towards Archchancellor. He charges in on him, kicks him in the groin and then starts to flee.

On his way out of danger he meets up with Avenger69ie.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:24 pm

ooc: lol

"Hello there!" Avenger says with a snarl, Launching a southpaw uppercut to calal's Abdomen, Winding him, Avenger makes a proposal, ... " so, before i go ahead and kill ya, ya wanna team up and beat the crap out of arch?" The ultimatum is set, Avenger stands feet wide apart and fists poised in a combative stance, ready to attack if the answer is no.....

Calal · Post by **Calal** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:31 pm

Calal needs a moment to recuperate from the blow and thinks for a moment. Hmm, sounds like a good idea. That Archdude looks like trouble. And I might use you as a human shield after all if it doesn' t work out, he mutters under his breath.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:29 am

Avenger Smiles crookedly bareing his yellowed teeth at Calal, " right, this is what we do...." Avenger picks up a lead pipe and strolls cautiously closer to Calal, tossing the pipe to Calal, Calal catches it firmly, "we have to do this quickly", "you run round to the left, i'll take the right, i'll be the decoy while you pound his head in from behind, if he cops on to our plan, we'll reverse it okay?" ....

PIPsqueak · Post by **PIPsqueak** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:54 pm

Due to MoRkA's lack of response, he is getting chainsawed.

PIP pumps the ripcord and swings the saw through the air in MoRkA's general direction. Chain meets flesh, muscle and bone as the wayward hick's arm is cleanly removed. Groovy

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 1:16 am

avenger picks up the severed limb and uses it as a bat, slapping PIP in the chops and running away...

PIPsqueak · Post by **PIPsqueak** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:10 am

PIP picks up the fallen body and hurls it at the fleeing avenger, dropping him like a stone. PIP then turns and tries to find a way out of this strange random death pit.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:45 pm

"Damn falling bodies, somebody should put a sign up in this arena" avenger mutters to himself as he worms out from under the carcass of Morka...

Bloodgeon11 · Post by **Bloodgeon11** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:12 am

*Bloodgeon leaps out from the shadows, lead pipe in hand, making a reappearance after his last fight ended so oddly with all other fighters fading away*

"Aha!" He yells, and charges down the valiant arch, brandishing his lead pipe.

Calal · Post by **Calal** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:11 am

Calal kicks Avenger69 in the teeth when he sees his "compatriot" trying to get away.

Get up bitch! Now do what we agreed on.

Calal looks for the chainsaw PIPsqueak left behind and kicks Avenger69 one more time into the direction of the swirling melee that' s going on between Archchancellor and Bloodgeon11.

Go on, I' ll cover you His eyes gleam with madness as he finally finds what he was looking for. An enginenoise cuts through the air.

Bloodgeon11 · Post by **Bloodgeon11** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:02 am

*Bloodgeon turns and, spying Calal, whips out (appropriatly) a whip to flay him with*

"Eat cat-o'-nine, biatch!" yells the inflamed Bloodgeon as he snaps his weapon at his intended victim.

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 11:08 pm

*charges in, bludgeoning indiscriminately with an evilly glowing runefencepost*

Bloodgeon11 · Post by **Bloodgeon11** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:28 am

"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGG!" Shrieks Bloodgeon as he is knocked even more senseless by Blarg's attack.

"Now you will pay." He wheezes ominously.

*Backing up for distance, Bloodgeon snaps his whip, flaying the unfortunate Blarg.

Blarg · Post by **Blarg** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:17 pm

Bloodgeon11 wrote:Bloodgeon snaps his whip, flaying the unfortunate Blarg.

"OUCHIE! Prepare to die, fiend! Only my girlfriend gets to do that!
Ooops, I'm sharing too much again..."

*hurls the runefencepost at Bloodgeon11 with Really Spiffy Strength(tm)*
*charges Bloodgeon11 with a runecheesegrater and a vorpal runespatula*

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Jul 20, 2003 7:49 pm

Avenger agrees to his previous plan with calal after some severe ...persuasion, avenger stalks off in bloodgeon11's direction, waits until Blargs attack is over to pounce...

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:37 am

/me kills everyone and pee-pees on them

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:44 am

JJ86 sneaks in the open door using his ninja-like stealth, pulls out his Wattz, Model 47 electric shears and snips off Megatron's pee-pee.